What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Wilsonandson]

Girls love me for who I am.
Not for how much money I've got.

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[observer90210]

No need for an HIV test as I'm sure she is clean !

[Kadilo]

I don’t know why they keep building these new Resorts around the  village because no Thais use them. 

[oldhippy]

Long long time ago we went through the "my GF, family, neighbours,...are different" posts.

But have we done the original lie yet?

 

I am different.....

 

 

[OzMan]

I have made mistakes in the past and been overcharged at markets and ripped off by bar girls. But I have learnt my lessons and it will not happen again.

[Andrew Dwyer]

[observer90210]

I'm not paying more then 500 THB tonight to get laid !!

[Rc2702]

Old white guys just make a Thai woman's knees tremble it's a fact. The fat lads are the cream of the crop as a fat lad is indicative of a fat wallet. The way it should be everywhere

[Rc2702]

I'm connected.

[Rc2702]

Somtam on toast really works.

[Rc2702]

She's a really careful driver we were only stationary across a 3 Lane main road for a matter of minutes during rush hour.

[Rc2702]

It's a good sign that your new neighbours own 3 pick up trucks and 6 of them move in to a 2 bed house with 1 carport space and keep all the windows open at night.

[Stargeezr]

Thailand wlil be a real democratic country after this election and all the bad

people will be in jail for what they have done.

[Rc2702]

Course i own that bar, it's named after me

[Andrew Dwyer]

Thailand wlil be a real democratic country after this election and all the bad
people will be in jail for what they have done.

The current leader is the only one who cares about the country !
After all you don’t see any of the other candidates campaigning do you !!

[chrisandsu]

I love her , her 3 kids , her family . 

[Andrew Dwyer]

My gf’s family are hard working people.
The 300,000 baht I invested in their buffalo herd will pay me great dividends !!

[HAKAPALITA]

I love Thai Food

[CharlieH]

"surely, common sense will prevail!"

[ParadiseLost]

News gleaned from social media sites is "the truth"

[Kadilo]

If I post “nothing to see here”people will stop posting. 

[CharlieH]

Post removed - rule 9

[HAKAPALITA]

I always had a Truck with a Diesel engine well before i came here.!

[balo]

Good guys in, Bad guys out

 

I'm one of the good guys , never had a visa problem in 10 years.

[observer90210]

One day, 1 UK£ will give me 50 THB.

[how241]

Some good info here.  Things to think about.

[Kadilo]

Boiling hot in SE England today. Massive 18 degrees high according to Met Office, ..........but it was 25 where I am. 

[how241]

I just found this thread.  Starting on page 1.  Almost every post of the first few pages have been gems. Many made me smile.  Thanks to all posters...I will keep reading.

[lanng khao]

Having a small penis isn't the end of the world, just wish she didn't have one..

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[overherebc]

On 10/2/2018 at 11:01 AM, HAKAPALITA said:

I always had a Truck with a Diesel engine well before i came here.!

Strangely enough I had. ????????????

Audi 80 1.6 diesel

0 to 60 in two weeks. Didn't have a speedo, it had a calendar.