What Are the Biggest Lies Foreigners Tell Themselves?

[Kenny202]

Its perfectly normal for my 14 year old son to sleep between me and his Mum at night. Not wierd at all.

eewer :-( that appears to be a bone of contention in many Thai / farang relationships. Maybe teerac wants to keep the old boy at bay haha

[Bangkokazy]

that life is a bed of roses

[eldragon]

2,000 baht for intercourse with a girl that's half my age and would be way out of my league even if I was in my prime is a ripoff.

[arunsakda]

My clothing, body, and breath doesn't reek of a powerful odour of tobacco.

[JAS21]

2,000 baht for intercourse with a girl that's half my age and would be way out of my league even if I was in my prime is a ripoff.

WHAT ... it costs more than 2000baht to do that.

[Lammbock]

It's save to live here.

[nikmar]

Thailand is the hub of justice.

[eldragon]

"They only use underage girls at the places I don't go."

[maprao]

2,000 baht for intercourse with a girl that's half my age and would be way out of my league even if I was in my prime is a ripoff.

WHAT ... it costs more than 2000baht to do that.

Normally 1000 does it! So I am told ;)

[Ace of Pop]

I enjoy visiting National Parks

[thaiduncankk]

I saw flight MH370 fly low over Pattani.

[Kenny202]

I saw flight MH370 fly low over Pattani.

I thought that sounded scarily believable Duncan. You reckon not real?

[neverdie]

im not morbidly obese, I just have big bones.

[eldragon]

She's a smart girl b/c she figured out how to bilk men out of money and then started a business selling low quality products.

[tifino]

 

I'll get my money back - because it was a Loan to you

[ScotBkk]

On 13 June 2016 at 8:46 AM, maprao said:

Normally 1000 does it! So I am told

Really 

Surely that's just for a look? Otherwise, I've been going to all the wrong places  

[SoiBiker]

I'll let you have a look for 500. 

[KarenBravo]

It won't happen to me.......

[SoiBiker]

It could happen to anyone...

[lemonjelly]

Got a 650 baht motorbike helmet from Tesco,  totally safe to ride now, I can't get hurt.

[tifino]

 

I can get my helmet repaired, to be like new, at the motorcycle helmet repair shop

[lemonjelly]

Of course I don't mind eating curry for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the foreseeable future.

[Ace of Pop]

Ive got my 1 year Marriage Visa..!!!.. No You aint, you got an Extension Based on  Marriage to a Thai Wife whos granted You permission to stay in HER HOUSE , whether you bought it or not. Makes me smile when the Newbie realises that and his Male Ego takes a Face Plant. 

[Rc2702]

On 24/02/2016 at 7:18 PM, sipi said:

I can live on Isaan food.

I really love isaan food but my mrs cooks a mean penang too.

[Rc2702]

On 15/09/2016 at 4:22 PM, SoiBiker said:

I'll let you have a look for 500. 

Soi I thought you were devoted to your farang wife where you getting all this from???

[Rc2702]

I understand.

[Rc2702]

Yes.....  I know.

[Ace of Pop]

I don't need Air Conditioner.Fan Is Fine


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[jerojero]

My Mrs simply loves my Western food!

[SoiBiker]

My wife's cooking is better than any fancy restaurant.