That's me, an adopted scouser. People still say I have a strong Irish accent, which is nice. Although when I visit Dublin, as I did recently, they tell me I sound like a scouser!

Scousers are Irish people that could swim..... a bit like Phuketians are mainly Aussies with a yatch

That's me, an adopted scouser. People still say I have a strong Irish accent, which is nice. Although when I visit Dublin, as I did recently, they tell me I sound like a scouser!

Scousers are Irish people that could swim..... a bit like Phuketians are mainly Aussies with a yatch

You'd want to be a strong swimmer! Many of the Irish came over in the famine, some had planned to move on to the USA but arrived in the Pool and found work on the docks and in the industry that used to exist.

Definition of an Irishman - A scouser's dad!

That's me, an adopted scouser. People still say I have a strong Irish accent, which is nice. Although when I visit Dublin, as I did recently, they tell me I sound like a scouser!

Scousers are Irish people that could swim..... a bit like Phuketians are mainly Aussies with a yatch

Taddy?

Taddy what?

And what's this got to do with 'Rock, Paper, Scissors, And String'?

That's me, an adopted scouser. People still say I have a strong Irish accent, which is nice. Although when I visit Dublin, as I did recently, they tell me I sound like a scouser!

Scousers are Irish people that could swim..... a bit like Phuketians are mainly Aussies with a yatch

Taddy?

What? ..... I didn't start it (blame some bloke called Adam)

The Incredible Hulk strapped to a neutron bomb (that should win )

That's me, an adopted scouser. People still say I have a strong Irish accent, which is nice. Although when I visit Dublin, as I did recently, they tell me I sound like a scouser!

Scousers are Irish people that could swim..... a bit like Phuketians are mainly Aussies with a yatch

Taddy?

What? ..... I didn't start it (blame some bloke called Adam)

The Incredible Hulk strapped to a neutron bomb (that should win )

George W Bush (nothing has more destructive power)

That's me, an adopted scouser. People still say I have a strong Irish accent, which is nice. Although when I visit Dublin, as I did recently, they tell me I sound like a scouser!

Scousers are Irish people that could swim..... a bit like Phuketians are mainly Aussies with a yatch

Taddy?

What? ..... I didn't start it (blame some bloke called Adam)

The Incredible Hulk strapped to a neutron bomb (that should win )

George W Bush (nothing has more destructive power)

all that aside, WHAT IS A YATCH ??? (related to the saaquaatch - Bigfoot ?)

Hey!!! Kayo!!! You're yatch is open and your sasquatch is hanging out!!!

Hey!!! Kayo!!! You're yatch is open and your sasquatch is hanging out!!!

My yactch has some barnacles on it, and it's leaking - probably onto my sasquatch...

Ok ...ok ... ok .... a spelling mistake, a typo, sorry.

I was distracted when I was checking the time on my wacht.

Bloody stupid language

If anyone feels the deep seated need to analyse that last statement..... just go for a man ee cure instead.....

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Paper dudes ! Paper pretty much rules everything !

Paper is needed to order the missile.

Paper is needed to pay for the missile.

Paper is needed to inspect, verify and ship the missile.

Paper is needed to authorize the launch of the missile.

And a shitload of paper will be needed to write the reports about why you cello-taped a rock to the nose of the missile before firing it at some wabbit hold a pair of scissors !

I've got a good one:

A pissed-up Redrus!!

nothing can beat that!

Osama

Osama

They make light bulbs don't they?

Paper covers light bulbs

Osama

They make light bulbs don't they?

Paper covers light bulbs

Perhaps, although the light bulb might shine through with an incandescent hue!

Depends on how thick the paper is!

Ah well you see, paper is getting thinner and thinner... everytime microsoft come out with something new, Pentium makes the paper thinner, so soon we should have a paper-less office.

Then we'll get our rocks out!!!

Then the MicroSoft Paper Clip slides in and says.

"You appear to be trying to start a humorous topic, would you like any help?"

edit. dupe

Then the MicroSoft Paper Clip slides in and says.

"You appear to be trying to start a humorous topic, would you like any help?"

Thaddeus, would you like some help being humorous too?

Then the MicroSoft Paper Clip slides in and says.

"You appear to be trying to start a humorous topic, would you like any help?"

Thaddeus, would you like some help being humorous too?

Yes please, and I've run out of morphine, therefore I will not be opening any 'alleged' joke topics.

If you could help with either, that would be great