wriggling around uncontrolably

due to blistering

from friction burns

from last nights

marathon effort on

the shag carpet

with four blokes

and a sheep

and a sheep

wearing a tutu

and a sheep

wearing a tutu

with a hole

right where it

is that the

is that the

most important thing

for a sheep................

to consider before

starting a flock

of seagulls swooped

pooped and left................

a nasty deposit

in his lunch

in his lunch

which he ate

whilst thinking about

whilst thinking about

his last copulation

from last years

from last years

christmas turkey dripping

which he forgot

were in a

state of decomposution

and rather whiffy