The Three Word Story!

[lazeeboy]

ate anything in

[chavy]

sight of huge

[lazeeboy]

great brass <deleted>

[Zpete]

dangling from shark's......

[lazeeboy]

many sharp teeth

[Zpete]

crunching human legs

[FroggyQc]

full of hair

[lazeeboy]

complete with dandruff

[wileycoyote]

Captain Dan Dare ?

[gampaan]

Where are you?

[Zpete]

In Jaws, jaws.....

[gampaan]

Crikey !....me gonads !

[crowbait]

They've turned blue

[chiliwasabi]

Oooh me plums!!!!

[luckyluke]

was shouted by...

[chavy]

Billy Whizz's grocer

[gampaan]

when his onions

[chiliwasabi]

took a walloping

[chavy]

from the hooker

[lazeeboy]

for the rugby

[chavy]

teams fanatical cheerleaders

[lazeeboy]

came mob handed

[chavy]

armed with pompoms

[Capantha]

made from old

[SmokeyJones]

....mans pubic hair.....

[Capantha]

taken by force

[chavy]

from the root

[Capantha]

between the crack

[chavy]

at the center

[wileycoyote]

of Jade Gate