Guess he's still recovering from the anus-thesia and thus unable to speak!

Bummer!

Bash

i sphincter only wiping he will be doing is wiping the smile off his face until the pain subsides.

Bash, all I remember was a coffee coloured seductress , it was bootylicious though - I thought you were joking and had grapes down the back of your pants - biggest ###### warts I have ever seen

'6 x Hash' warts being the baddest warts in town.

How come all the genital warts treatment adverts appeared at the top of the page??

Context-sensitive advertising. The choice of advertisements depends on the content of the page. One of the admins explained this a few weeks ago.

Yes

we are all keen to know if you can safely wipe???

Bash

Maybe it was terminal.

I think you mean termanal

Wart is happening to this thread?

Today is Thursday, how did the wart freezing Wednesday go?

The nurse was very open minded and didn't automatically write me off as a sex tourist - even though many have visited her.

The wart and it's little offspring have been frozen to death. I was told it may hurt but it just felt like she was blowing through a straw onto my nipsy.

It was a bit embarrassing though and I need to return in a couple of weeks for the second half of the treatment and a general M.O.T.

Somebody said on that recent bedwetting post that said post reminded them of this one, I'm not a troll, maybe the bedwetter was - maybe not, but you've got to be able to laugh at these things.

Incedentally, Thailand was on the news while I was in the waiting room - something about Phuket, though the next day the papers ran the story about the shootings down south.

If anyone's really interested i'll give you a wart update when I go for the final chop - or whatever it's gonna be.

Yes please keep us updated on wart is going on down there, it's the only thread that keeps my mind off Marmite

Cheers

Wart Basher

WART UPDATE:

It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off.

Thankyou.

WART UPDATE:

It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off.

Thankyou.

UPDATE UPDATE.... I love the term

Bearing in mind the location of this wart, how are you able to inspect it so diligently? Or do you have a close 'friend' who helps you out?

...Or do you have a close 'friend' who helps you out?

Yeah - his friend works in the navy as a Rear Admirer!

Is this size gauge by feel alone, or have you set up an elaborate set of mirrors and lenses to really get into the subject?

We need to know

Bash

Hindsight perhaps!

WART UPDATE:

It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off.

Thankyou.

On the hole, it is better than it was

Bearing in mind the location of this wart, how are you able to inspect it so diligently? Or do you have a close 'friend' who helps you out?

It is all done with mirrors

WART UPDATE:

It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off.

Thankyou.

On the hole, it is better than it was

With that comment I think my fellow Gentleman has exceeded his predecessors.

He should win a T-shirt or something.

WART UPDATE:

It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off.

Thankyou.

On the hole, it is better than it was

With that comment I think my fellow Gentleman has exceeded his predecessors.

He should win a T-shirt or something.

Thats arsestounding - thank you vely bick nong chai

You need to Analialate it!

Bash

Alimentary my dear Watson

Warter under the bridge, surely?

It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off.

maybe its not a wart.

are you quite sure its not an old clinker masquerading as a wart?

Easy there tax, are you accusing the scamp of a severe case of bum fudgery?!

bum fudgery,dangleberries,call them what you will.

he's in england, anal hygiene is not so great there... no squirters...my money is on it being a recalcitrant fossilised clinker, he doesn't need a doctor,he needs a plumber with some drain rods, and some soft cushions for after.

the doctor just PMd me - he said it was worse than first thought. The percentages on a clean removal are arse hip arse hip

I think this thread has long lost its cause.

But for what its worth, get a wee bottle of Acclusal. same thing used for verrucas, and dab it on daily. It will turn black and eventually fall of. The wart that is.

Sorry if this has been covered, but i didnt go through all the threads.

the doctor just PMd me - he said it was worse than first thought. The percentages on a clean removal are arse hip arse hip

it is terminal arseritus