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The Penis/vagina Game Variation

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Suggested by "I want to hold your Penis" .... from the other very funny thread (nice one Kayo and contributors) .... let's try the same exercise with song titles i.e.

Three Times a Penis - The Commodores

Hall of the Mountain Vagina - Grieg

Probably doesn't have to be chart stuff, but may be better if it is a track that people have heard of.

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Vaginas Part 2 - Enigma

(Sadness Part 2)

Dancing Vagina - ABBA

(Dancing Queen)

Pump up the penis - MARS

(Pump up the volume)

Janis got a penis - Aerosmith

(Janis got a gun)

You're the first, the last, my vagina - Barry White

(You're the first, the last, my everything)

California Vaginas - Beach boys

(California Girls)

Red Red Vagina - UB40 :o

(Red Red Wine)

Blaze of Penis - Bon Jovi

(Blaze of Glory)

Proud Vagina - CCR

(Proud Mary)

You're always on my penis - Elvis Presley / petshop boys

(You're always on my mind)

Explorer

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madness - baggy vagina. :o

.......right, that's all I can handle for the moment.

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Game4shame..... 555 (especially Madness)

The first vagina is the deepest - Rod Stewart ..... (was that too rude?)

Monkey Penis - Foo Fighters

What a beautiful vagina - The Levellers

(this was probably a bad idea)

smells like teen vagina - nirvana :D

hey you get off of my penis - roling stones :o

Another rolling stones classic - my 13th nervous penis (breakdown)

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:o

Boo ... you are a naughty girl :D .... and you missed the obvious Stones classic

I can't get no vagina :D

danm, i knew there was another one :o

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simply red - vagina's too tight to mention. :D

Brill, the best yet! :o

Suggested by "I want to hold your Penis" .... from the other very funny thread (nice one Kayo and contributors) .... let's try the same exercise with song titles i.e.

Probably doesn't have to be chart stuff, but may be better if it is a track that people have heard of.

Blasphemy! :D

:o

Alrighty then....

Wonderful Vagina (Clapton)

Penis in heaven

Knockin on Vagina's Door

(REM)

Losing my Penis

Billy Bragg

A new Penis (England)

Lyric's Born

I changed my Penis (mind)

And finally (for now)

The James Bond OSTracks

Penis' are forever (diamonds)

Vagina and let Die (Live)

The Penis bond theme (james)

A view to a Vagina (kill)

Licence to Penis (Kill)

VAGINA ROYAL (casino)

Penis' Do it better (Nobody)

MoonVagina (raker)

AllTime vagina (high)

We have all the Penii in the world (time)

For your Vagina Only (eyes)

The Living Penis (daylights)

VaginaFinger (gold)

Interesting thread! I'm listening to "pretty penis for a white guy" by Offspring

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Rubber Penis - 10cc

or

Vagina Bullets - 10cc

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"VaginaFinger (gold)"

Surley that should read GoldPenis?

I dunno... It's a valid question, but nonetheless,, I think I'd rather have a vaginafinger (ie: a finger that is good with vagina's) than a Gold penis...

That might put the woman off a bit you know... SHe can't spend it..

Oh Little Penis of Bethleham.

Three blind vaginas.

Jingle Dick. (sounds better than penis)

We wish you a merry penis/vagina. (whichever)

I'm dreaming of a white vagina (too racist)

Here comes Peter Penis Tail.

The Itsy Bitys Penis.

getting into the p1ssmas spirit a bit early aren't ya?

you forgot

Silent Cun.t ( Try singing it, sounds better than vagina)

Did anyone here ever play musical vaginas way back in the sixties?

Chownah

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Did anyone here ever play musical vaginas way back in the sixties?

Chownah

no ... but I think it was Rowntrees that tried a product called 'clitoris allsorts' ... or maybe Bassets.

Happy Penis - Stevie Wonder

getting into the p1ssmas spirit a bit early aren't ya?

you forgot

Silent Cun.t ( Try singing it, sounds better than vagina)

Silent Penis would work!

How about the UB40 track 'Ivory Penis'?

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kylie minogue - put yourpenis in my vagina.

or

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divine inspiration - the way (put your penis in my vagina).

:o

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kylie minogue - put yourpenis in my vagina.

or

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divine inspiration - the way (put your penis in my vagina).

:D

game4shame, you have found your calling, your's have been the funniest! :o

he's the most consistent on the "If you are listening to music" thread too!

:o

Oh! edit: I'm listening to:

Vagina's Got a way, About her.... Billy joel

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