I have noticed many british people come to Australia and try to cheer for the aussie after they lived here awhile (in sport).

I hear that they say "we live hear so we will cheer for the country we live in"

But really, is that just another way of saying " british suck at sport and we want to cheer on the best" ??????????

Why do british people pretend to be us? I mean im sure they love us so much they even put on the accent to pretend to be aussies.

I mean can you blame them. we kick there ass in everything, soon the hole of UK will be saying they are really aussie.

soon the hole of UK will be saying they are really aussie.

A few of us will be farting in your general direction I expect.

soon the hole of UK will be saying they are really aussie.

Yeah - we are a pretty useless, spineless bunch of losers.

But least a few of us can spell.

Must be all those convict genes that confound the spellcheck part of your standard Aussie brain.

I wave my genitals in your general direction you poo souper!

Why anyone would pretend to be aussie beats me.. unless a mental problem is present..

totster

Balderdash.., or <deleted> in more common terms...........!

redrus

33-10

33-10

Codswallop...........!!!!!

redrus

I knew Amerians that sewed maple leaf patches on their packs.

Chownah

I knew Amerians that sewed maple leaf patches on their packs.

Chownah

Leaf it out..............

redrus

Why anyone would pretend to be aussie beats me.. unless a mental problem is present..

totster

That would be like an American pretending to be a....Mexican

Why anyone would pretend to be aussie beats me.. unless a mental problem is present..

totster

That would be like an American pretending to be a....Mexican

Whoever heard of a Range Rover changing its badge to Holdsworth, I rest my case

I have noticed many british people come to Australia and try to cheer for the aussie after they lived here awhile (in sport).

I hear that they say "we live hear so we will cheer for the country we live in"

But really, is that just another way of saying " british suck at sport and we want to cheer on the best" ??????????

Why do british people pretend to be us? I mean im sure they love us so much they even put on the accent to pretend to be aussies.

I mean can you blame them. we kick there ass in everything, soon the hole of UK will be saying they are really aussie.

Donz, you are Australian?

I had presumed - due to constant bad grammar and spelling - that you were from a country where English was not the first language.

But, some would argue that what Aussies speak could hardly be called English anyway!

I wave my genitals in your general direction you poo souper!

Can I finish that........

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

C'mon Donz .... you cannot be taken seriously..... errr ... ever

The views (and spelling) expressed by the OP are not neccessarily that of the majority of the citizens of Australia.

However, the 33-10 scoreline in the rugby league game tonight stands!

I wave my genitals in your general direction you poo souper!

Can I finish that........

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Brill!

Why do british people pretend to be us?

it's true in some cases.

when I stayed in oz I used to cringe when I heard a brit come out with 'g'day', 'how you going?', 'no worries' or the like.

a few months in a sydney hostel and they develop the vocab of mick dundee.

However, the 33-10 scoreline in the rugby league game tonight stands!

Your right that score does still stand along with the general consensus that donz is a <deleted>

However, the 33-10 scoreline in the rugby league game tonight stands!

Your right that score does still stand along with the general consensus that donz is a <deleted>

They seem to have forgotten about the Ashes, but then, when Donz speaks 'crikey's English', it probably leaves Ashes in the mouths of all the other 'chain clangers', No worries Mate only joking

Australia is now the place to be....and it will be the preferred place to be for the majority of you English folk....particularly when Prince Charlie takes the throne.

Donz is a genius by comparison.

Australia is now the place to be....and it will be the preferred place to be for the majority of you English folk....particularly when Prince Charlie takes the throne.

Donz is a genius by comparison.

the only throne he should take is in the dunny

Australia is now the place to be....and it will be the preferred place to be for the majority of you English folk....particularly when Prince Charlie takes the throne.

The only throne that Charlie's suited to is the throne at the bottom of the garden - the throne of the rolled up newspaper and the funnel web spider. I might be a pom but I have sat in that dunny

I have noticed many british people come to Australia and try to cheer for the aussie after they lived here awhile (in sport).

I hear that they say "we live hear so we will cheer for the country we live in"

But really, is that just another way of saying " british suck at sport and we want to cheer on the best" ??????????

Why do british people pretend to be us? I mean im sure they love us so much they even put on the accent to pretend to be aussies.

I mean can you blame them. we kick there ass in everything, soon the hole of UK will be saying they are really aussie.

G'day,

Okay. I'd avoided even looking at this thread til now, but I've been unwittingly encouraged to check it out... now, of course, I must post.

First of all, Charlie will be looked over with regards to the throne... it'll be passed on to his son, from Liz.

second.. you all wanted this.. I've got the time:

I have noticed many british people come to Australia and try to cheer for the aussie after they have lived here awhile (in sport).

I hear that they say "we live hear so we will cheer for the country we live in"

But really, is that just another way of saying " british suck at sport and we want to cheer on the best" ??????????

Why do british people pretend to be us? I mean i'm sure they love us so much they even put on the accent to pretend to be aussies.

I mean can you blame them. we kick there ass in everything, soon the hole of UK will be saying they are really aussie.

da.mn guys, we really sent the worst we had down there didn't we?

Why anyone would pretend to be aussie beats me.. unless a mental problem is present..

totster

I agree - we booted the undesirables out of the UK, so dare say we wouldnt want to pretend to be them. (only problem we've seem to let every fking other undesirable back in)

Why anyone would pretend to be aussie beats me.. unless a mental problem is present..

totster

I agree - we booted the undesirables out of the UK, so dare say we wouldnt want to pretend to be them. (only problem we've seem to let every fking other undesirable back in)

2 types of people in the world, Aussies and wanna bee's

Oh well, i was pretty tanked posting this last night.

Now we see the poms whinging about spelling? Is that because we are the best and you just need to pick at little silly things to try and make yourself feel alittle better

Come on, the ashes will be another clean sweep and all we going to here is "spelling this spelling that" how about just saying "the aussies are just too good for us"

Our weather is great, our standard of living is great, our sporting teams kick ass, i mean i guess I can understand you wanting to switch sided.

OZZIES ARE SO DUMB, you and the Paki's are the only ones we could convince to play cricket

AND MAKE you believe you enjoyed it

OZZIES ARE SO DUMB, you and the Paki's are the only ones we could convince to play cricket

AND MAKE you believe you enjoyed it

and also the, south africans, kiwis, indians, ceylonese, zimbabweans, americans, canadians,thais.

missed a few, but I reckon they all beat the poms

Oh well, i was pretty tanked posting this last night.

Now we see the poms whinging about spelling? Is that because we are the best and you just need to pick at little silly things to try and make yourself feel alittle better

Come on, the ashes will be another clean sweep and all we going to here is "spelling this spelling that" how about just saying "the aussies are just too good for us"

Our weather is great, our standard of living is great, our sporting teams kick ass, i mean i guess I can understand you wanting to switch sided.

pointless making a true statement and stating an opinion based on fact, australian mods delete it any way!! Nignoy

I wave my genitals in your general direction you poo souper!

Can I finish that........

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Brill!

Cont'd.

You stupid electric donkey bottom biter....