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British Pretending To Be Aussies.

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Why anyone would pretend to be aussie beats me.. unless a mental problem is present.. :o

totster :D:D

That would be like an American pretending to be a....Mexican :D

:D Love it Jeff!!!!

Donz, Australian people are really British underneath it all so how can you say they want to be like you. You are them and they are you. Maybe not in the brains department (or so I hear) but the rest of you is! :D:D

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Oh well, i was pretty tanked posting this last night.

Now we see the poms whinging about spelling? Is that because we are the best and you just need to pick at little silly things to try and make yourself feel alittle better :o

Come on, the ashes will be another clean sweep and all we going to here is "spelling this spelling that" how about just saying "the aussies are just too good for us"

Our weather is great, our standard of living is great, our sporting teams kick ass, i mean i guess I can understand you wanting to switch sided.

pointless making a true statement and stating an opinion based on fact, australian mods delete it any way!! Nignoy

that post you made was pretty incitefull nignoy and I replied in a flippant way, the post was deleted by someone and I also deleted mine because it contained your reply, so no it wasnt an Oz mod who did it.

Define a Pom!

English? Sure!

Welsh? Maybe?

Scottish? No ######ing way!

Just want an Ozzie view on this. Do you see all people from the Uk as Poms? Or is it the English? And you can't be bothered to say we are gonna beat the Scots, Welsh, N Irish and the Poms? You just group us into one. I can tell you. We Scots are not Poms! You bunch of ######ing kiwis. :o I do aplogise to the kiwis. :D

I'm English, because I was born in England.... all my grandparents were Scottish.... it's a good heritage to have... and I thank God every day that we preceded the Ausiies.... I have relatives in Oz, they paid for their passage (with a significant discount)

We have a family tartan, and I wear it with pride when the opportunity presents itself.

And in answer to the first question.......

I'm English.

I have a Scots background

Why on earth would I want to give anyone the idea that I am .........

G'day :o

Well i just thank the heavens that the op isnt English, otherwise i might have to pretend to be Aussie. :o If all Aussies are like donz, then being Britsh actually seems like the better option

Well i just thank the heavens that the op isnt English, otherwise i might have to pretend to be Aussie. :o If all Aussies are like donz, then being Britsh actually seems like the better option

Never thought I’d hear my self agreeing that being English was better than anything (being an Irishman) however, in this context, I concur!

Aussies are different to the English lads....

.......we are suntanned, not lily white.

.......we drink cold beer, not warm ale.

.......we swim on beaches that have sand, not rocks.

......we use soap when we wash, not..*phew*

......we take any of our few sporting losses on the chin, not like your soccer hooligans.

......we are bred hard, tough, strong, we can hold our liquor, beautiful women flock to us, we eat barbed wire in place of spaghetti, we send our discarded and useless sportsmen to England where they become champions, (anyone can become a champion over the cruddy lot that you Poms have. :o )

.....we are proud of our image, as opposed to the image that you English portray...

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Don't worry, the Aussies will be quiet soon enough!

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Oh well, i was pretty tanked posting this last night.

Now we see the poms whinging about spelling? Is that because we are the best and you just need to pick at little silly things to try and make yourself feel alittle better :D

Come on, the ashes will be another clean sweep and all we going to here is "spelling this spelling that" how about just saying "the aussies are just too good for us"

Our weather is great, our standard of living is great, our sporting teams kick ass, i mean i guess I can understand you wanting to switch sided.

pointless making a true statement and stating an opinion based on fact, australian mods delete it any way!! Nignoy

that post you made was pretty incitefull nignoy and I replied in a flippant way, the post was deleted by someone and I also deleted mine because it contained your reply, so no it wasnt an Oz mod who did it.

Inciteful maybe, but truthful all the same, based on our own personal experiences. :o Nignoy

Oh well, i was pretty tanked posting this last night.

Now we see the poms whinging about spelling? Is that because we are the best and you just need to pick at little silly things to try and make yourself feel alittle better :D

Come on, the ashes will be another clean sweep and all we going to here is "spelling this spelling that" how about just saying "the aussies are just too good for us"

Our weather is great, our standard of living is great, our sporting teams kick ass, i mean i guess I can understand you wanting to switch sided.

pointless making a true statement and stating an opinion based on fact, australian mods delete it any way!! Nignoy

that post you made was pretty incitefull nignoy and I replied in a flippant way, the post was deleted by someone and I also deleted mine because it contained your reply, so no it wasnt an Oz mod who did it.

Inciteful maybe, but truthful all the same, based on our own personal experiences. :o Nignoy

everybody has a right to their opinion nigs

everybody has a right to their opinion nigs

Unless they're called Donz :o

everybody has a right to their opinion nigs

Unless they're called Donz :o

still reckon he's an undercover soapdodger :D

everybody has a right to their opinion nigs

Unless they're called Donz :o

still reckon he's an undercover soapdodger :D

Having his own opinions, personality and brains, however radical, tiny and un-used, does make one wonder if he can really be an Aussie. :D

He's prolly an Aussie/Kiwi hybrid, that would explain the extra grey matter between his ears :D

everybody has a right to their opinion nigs

Unless they're called Donz :o

still reckon he's an undercover soapdodger :D

Having his own opinions, personality and brains, however radical, tiny and un-used, does make one wonder if he can really be an Aussie. :D

He's prolly an Aussie/Kiwi hybrid, that would explain the extra grey matter between his ears :D

you are probably right kroo, the kiwi's arn't renowned for the grey matter between the ears :D

I love the posts about spelling and grammar etc... tis true!

England - a country as big as Victoria that has 2000 dialects of "English", where five miles from your own town, no one understands you :o

I love the posts about spelling and grammar etc... tis true!

England - a country as big as Victoria that has 2000 dialects of "English", where five miles from your own town, no one understands you :o

Would you really want to understand your neighbours if they were pommies.Sounds like a good system to me.... :D

I love the posts about spelling and grammar etc... tis true!

England - a country as big as Victoria that has 2000 dialects of "English", where five miles from your own town, no one understands you :o

That's why they long for an identity, so therefore pretend to be Aussies

I have noticed many british people come to Australia and try to cheer for the aussie after they lived here awhile (in sport).

I have noticed that some people in Australia have the brains of the smallest worm ever found in the hot Australian desert.....

hmmm...are there any worms in the desert ? :D

You really need the help of a shrink.

Oh, and I'm not even English or from the UK.

Grow up and start studying, trying to be proud of yourself :o

That will be a tough job for you, I know, but since you pretend to be a tough guy...prove it to yourself, not us.

LaoPo

Result of the Rugby game (invented by the English) played in Ireland 19/11/2006

Ireland 21-6 Australia

Ireland (15) 21

Tries: Hickie, Murphy

Con: O'Gara

Pens: O'Gara (3)

Australia (3) 6

Pens: Mortlock (2)

:o

BTW (it means By the Way...Donz) Hey Donz....Do you know who Don Bradman was?

I knew Amerians that sewed maple leaf patches on their packs.

Not a choice of preference. Simply for self-preservation, mate. The Stars and Stripes always make a more popular target. :o

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I have noticed many british people come to Australia and try to cheer for the aussie after they lived here awhile (in sport).

I have noticed that some people in Australia have the brains of the smallest worm ever found in the hot Australian desert.....

hmmm...are there any worms in the desert ? :D

You really need the help of a shrink.

Oh, and I'm not even English or from the UK.

Grow up and start studying, trying to be proud of yourself :o

That will be a tough job for you, I know, but since you pretend to be a tough guy...prove it to yourself, not us.

LaoPo

:D here is another one pretending he is not british :D

And who is pretending to be tough? I am tough :D

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Actually i have just found someone pretending to be Aussie!

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Actually i have just found someone pretending to be Aussie!

That's really innovative, an explanation of what it's meant to be would be good :o:D:D

What! What! what!

I've missed a thread of this importance. Jeez...........all those thousands of tourists in Surin for the Elephant shows took my mind off Thai visa.

I can't see anyone wanting to impersonate an Australian. I could have been Australian though, but my great-grandfather had brains and never got caught.

What! What! what!

I've missed a thread of this importance. Jeez...........all those thousands of tourists in Surin for the Elephant shows took my mind off Thai visa.

I can't see anyone wanting to impersonate an Australian. I could have been Australian though, but my great-grandfather had brains and never got caught.

we have minimum height restrictions shady.

your great grandfather, lets see the maths on that, you must be older than yorkie even, say 3 generations are 60 years and he could've been exported in 1800, so you are roughly 140 years old, no wonder you shrank :o:D:D

What! What! what!

I've missed a thread of this importance. Jeez...........all those thousands of tourists in Surin for the Elephant shows took my mind off Thai visa.

I can't see anyone wanting to impersonate an Australian. I could have been Australian though, but my great-grandfather had brains and never got caught.

we have minimum height restrictions shady.

your great grandfather, lets see the maths on that, you must be older than yorkie even, say 3 generations are 60 years and he could've been exported in 1800, so you are roughly 140 years old, no wonder you shrank :o:D:D

Check your maths Bloncs. If my Great grand-parents married at 16, as with my grand-parents and parents, they still would have been born this century. 1900 to be precise

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Actually i have just found someone pretending to be Aussie!

You brits will go to any lengths to try to be aussie. I wish the brits would stop doing that because other brits will keep comming over doing that

Actually i have just found someone pretending to be Aussie!

You brits will go to any lengths to try to be aussie. I wish the brits would stop doing that because other brits will keep comming over doing that

We've gotta go somewhere..........no room for us in UK. Full 'o bloody foreigners

the question is has anybody ever seen an Aussie trying to be a Soapdodger?

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