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British Pretending To Be Aussies.

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the question is has anybody ever seen an Aussie trying to be a Soapdodger?

I don't know about these days, but back in the sixties, the entire Aussie population of Earls Court (which was probably larger than the population of their native island) used to to register down at the social security office as being English, so that they could collect the dole and stay "legal" in the land that they hated so much.

Meanwhile, they were shipping us soapdodgers there by the boatload, at 10 quid a time, as all their native sons had buggered off to England. :o

I would never deny that the Aussies have consistently batted above their 'weight' in virtually all sporting arenas, and I have been a great admirer of their undoubted sporting prowess and success through the years. The Sydney Olympics was awesome.

However, I will never forget the incredible disappearing story. Boring old Nick Faldo destroyed God's gift to Golf, the Great white Shark, on that memorable day at the Masters in 1996. Norman was ahead by 6 shots on day three, and the Aussie press was drooling at the mouth at the prospect of his, and Australia's greatest sporting moment. Many had already acclaimed his imminent victory. The next day, you couldn't even find a tiny paragraph anywhere, in any Aussie paper reporting the result - Faldo had won by 5 strokes. It was as if Big brother had struck - such was the shame of their swashbuckling hero being vanquished by Mr. par, "stiff upper lip", pommy Faldo..

Memories like this endure forever.

Well, we don't have too many :D

the question is has anybody ever seen an Aussie trying to be a Soapdodger?

I don't know about these days, but back in the sixties, the entire Aussie population of Earls Court (which was probably larger than the population of their native island) used to to register down at the social security office as being English, so that they could collect the dole and stay "legal" in the land that they hated so much.

Meanwhile, they were shipping us soapdodgers there by the boatload, at 10 quid a time, as all their native sons had buggered off to England. :o

I would never deny that the Aussies have consistently batted above their 'weight' in virtually all sporting arenas, and I have been a great admirer of their undoubted sporting prowess and success through the years. The Sydney Olympics was awesome.

However, I will never forget the incredible disappearing story. Boring old Nick Faldo destroyed God's gift to Golf, the Great white Shark, on that memorable day at the Masters in 1996. Norman was ahead by 6 shots on day three, and the Aussie press was drooling at the mouth at the prospect of his, and Australia's greatest sporting moment. Many had already acclaimed his imminent victory. The next day, you couldn't even find a tiny paragraph anywhere, in any Aussie paper reporting the result - Faldo had won by 5 strokes. It was as if Big brother had struck - such was the shame of their swashbuckling hero being vanquished by Mr. par, "stiff upper lip", pommy Faldo..

Memories like this endure forever.

Well, we don't have too many :D

would it be fair to say there are a few slight exagerations in there? :D

would it be fair to say there are a few slight exagerations in there? :o

Well.... maybe... especially the bit about Aussie sporting prowess...... :D

would it be fair to say there are a few slight exagerations in there? :o

Well.... maybe... especially the bit about Aussie sporting prowess...... :D

you guys are much better at hiding the soap than we are :D

you guys are much better at hiding the soap than we are :o

Correction: The can't hide the soap unless they buy it....and they don't buy it because it doesn't come with a set of instructions on how to use it. :D

you guys are much better at hiding the soap than we are :D

Correction: The can't hide the soap unless they buy it....and they don't buy it because it doesn't come with a set of instructions on how to use it. :D

This reference to soap has been puzzling me for a while...... please inform your parents, your friends parents and the local teaching community that 'sheep dip' is not soap. :o:D

you guys are much better at hiding the soap than we are :D

Correction: The can't hide the soap unless they buy it....and they don't buy it because it doesn't come with a set of instructions on how to use it. :D

This reference to soap has been puzzling me for a while...... please inform your parents, your friends parents and the local teaching community that 'sheep dip' is not soap. :o:D

It is to an Aussie.............................bit like Fosters is beer to an Ozzie :D

Oh dear....you silly people.....

Fosters IS sheep dip...now read the following:

Foster's was first brewed in 1888 by William and Ralph Foster, two Irish-Americans who came to Melbourne, started a brewery, sold it off and went back to the USA where they like watery beer.

Foster's Lager is brewed in 8 different countries around the world, and is sold in 120. Whilst the Foster's Lager one buys in Australia is brewed by CUB, Foster's Brewing International is in charge of the foreign stuff. Hence, Foster's one buys overseas tastes different from the Australian version, and I am informed that generally it is in fact better. This may account for the startling fact that Foster's is the "third-highest selling brand of beer in the world, the fastest growing international lager and the largest selling beer in London".

the question is has anybody ever seen an Aussie trying to be a Soapdodger?

erm... two words:

Jason Donovan

Oh dear....you silly people.....

Fosters IS sheep dip...now read the following:

Foster's was first brewed in 1888 by William and Ralph Foster, two Irish-Americans who came to Melbourne, started a brewery, sold it off and went back to the USA where they like watery beer.

Foster's Lager is brewed in 8 different countries around the world, and is sold in 120. Whilst the Foster's Lager one buys in Australia is brewed by CUB, Foster's Brewing International is in charge of the foreign stuff. Hence, Foster's one buys overseas tastes different from the Australian version, and I am informed that generally it is in fact better. This may account for the startling fact that Foster's is the "third-highest selling brand of beer in the world, the fastest growing international lager and the largest selling beer in London".

Only cos there's so many of you lot "backpacking" and you all stop in ldn to earn our pounds.

DONZ an Aussie Icon :o

In the same way Paul Hogan!

Paul Hogan is real

Only cos there's so many of you lot "backpacking" and you all stop in ldn to earn our pounds.

The reason that we Aussies are offered work in London is cos we do a much better job than you Poms.

....and if those poor backpackers drink sheep-dip Fosters whilst over there, it's cos Fosters is a better choice than that warm pee that you Poms drink. :o

Only cos there's so many of you lot "backpacking" and you all stop in ldn to earn our pounds.

The reason that we Aussies are offered work in London is cos we do a much better job than you Poms.

As long as you stay in London the 90% of us who don't live there don't mind :o

Only cos there's so many of you lot "backpacking" and you all stop in ldn to earn our pounds.

The reason that we Aussies are offered work in London is cos we do a much better job than you Poms.

As long as you stay in London the 90% of us who don't live there don't mind :o

It is still my opinion that other threads that have nothing to do with Thailand get cut short but aussie threads go on ever :D Nignoy

Only cos there's so many of you lot "backpacking" and you all stop in ldn to earn our pounds.

The reason that we Aussies are offered work in London is cos we do a much better job than you Poms.

As long as you stay in London the 90% of us who don't live there don't mind :o

It is still my opinion that other threads that have nothing to do with Thailand get cut short but aussie threads go on ever :D Nignoy

well nig this is a thread about british

So you Aussies think the Brits want to be Aussies? Lift your heads up from the bar for a moment and take a look at the Australian flag. What do you see? Well what do you know, the Aussies are clinging to their Britishness by giving the Union Jack a prominent place on their own flag. Brits want to be Aussies? No.... definitely the other way around. :o

the flag will change when we have the next referendum, the monarchists are starting to pass away, and the younger voters dont really know who lizzy is.

they don't get that god save the queen stuff shuved down their throats at school, she is an entity they have no experience with.

we have no real attachment to blighty, who would want it?

when the last constitutional crisis occured in 1975 the queen didn't wan't a bar of it and left it to kerr, so who needs her or her subjects.

she is past her use by date in Oz

so who needs her or her subjects.

she is past her use by date in Oz

Bit harsh, deny your history then....! :o

redrus

Why anyone would pretend to be aussie beats me.. unless a mental problem is present.. :o

totster :D:D

I know there are a few on the island to the east of the Mainland who "wanna be Ozzies" Just ask Shane Warne :D

so who needs her or her subjects.

she is past her use by date in Oz

Bit harsh, deny your history then....! :o

redrus

only a small part of our history now, it's about time the soapdodgers realise that.

we have a truly multicultural society here and the soapies are a very, very small ingredient in the total mix

so who needs her or her subjects.

she is past her use by date in Oz

Bit harsh, deny your history then....! :o

redrus

only a small part of our history now, it's about time the soapdodgers realise that.

we have a truly multicultural society here and the soapies are a very, very small ingredient in the total mix

'I' don't deny that you evasive git......! :D

redrus

Steve Harmison did an excellent impression of an Aussie today!

Thank you redrus

:o

redrus

Steve Harmison did an excellent impression of an Aussie today!

Billy Bowdan has allways been a good soapdodger, of the south pacific persuasion. :o

you guys are much better at hiding the soap than we are :D

Correction: The can't hide the soap unless they buy it....and they don't buy it because it doesn't come with a set of instructions on how to use it. :D

hahaha... instructions.. hahaha... you aussies crack me up.. :o

totster :D

Why anyone would pretend to be aussie beats me.. unless a mental problem is present.. :o

totster :D:D

I know there are a few on the island to the east of the Mainland who "wanna be Ozzies" Just ask Shane Warne :D

I rest my case... :D

totster :D

Fosters IS sheep dip...now read the following:

I spose you would know MM.. smell it on her coat did you ?? :o

The reason that we Aussies are offered work in London is cos we do a much better job than you Poms.

Hmm... nothing to do with cheap unskilled labour then... :D

Honestly.. most of the aussies I have seen working in London are so dopey it's a wonder they can actually manage to walk, let alone get on a plane ... :D

totster :D

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