Monkeys destroy referendum voter list at a temple in Phichit

[waldroj]

News Flash!

It now looks as if this was an inside job!

[Eric Loh]

Wait for dumpy to come up with a profound statement that this was politically motivated.

[Caveat Emptor]

So they posted the list on a board in the open but carefully placed too high for 8 year olds to reach !

[toybits]

Summon those Monkeys and put them through an Attitude Adjustment course for a month!

[worgeordie]

Red Monkeys,what else do you expect. nice touch with the police tape .

regards Worgeordie

[klauskunkel]

Monkeys vote "No".

Did they catch the mastermind yet?

[brucec64]

The monkeys must have crossed over from Burma. Thai monkeys would never do such a thing.

[dcnx]

Ohhh, those monkeys. Nevermind.

[Thailand]

When arrested they will be charged with monkey business!

You can't make this up, next it will be pigeons.

[animatic]

You can't make this stuff up...

[WhizBang]

If they can arrest and prosecute 8 year old girls, then they MUST do the same with the monkeys. The fate of Thailand lies in the balance.

[choff56]

Those monkeys need a good spanking.

[chuang]

Arrest warrants have been issued for the arrest of the monkeys. ..the dear gen is very upset...

[macksview]

pig tailed macaques 1 v 0 over prayut's baboons.

pig tails of any type soon to be 44'ed in thailand.

macaque leader of temple raid found to be thaksin's former pet.

[Eric Loh]

The comedy keeps coming and the EC keeps giving. This from Si Sa Ket province where jittery officials seized paper flags with "Ga No" written on it. The officials thought this from trouble makers urging for No vote. Turned out to be a promotion asking participants to attend a company presentation. Company name is Ga Nobrand coffee. 555

[Lupatria]

Maybe that's what you get when you forget to bring "happiness to all monkeys."

[Alive]

Prayuth would be very wise to tell the nation to restrain their pets, animals and small children. Threats can come from cows eating these papers, crocodiles snapping at them, and of course dogs, cats and other animals. Little children could be restrained with dog collars and leashes or just locked in chicken coops. This is a sensitive time and there should be a 20-day period for restraining these animals and toddlers. Parents and owners who fail to do so should face that 10-year prison term. Are you listening great leader of the golden age? Stop the problem before it happens. Lock 'em down.

[candide]

I assume the head of police for the area has already been sent to an inactive post.

No because this time he reported the incident (see OP).

[CantSpell]

What else would you expect from a banana republic?

Monkey business in elections...

I would recommend forming a committee or two to try to establish the chain of command between the monkeys and the 8 years old girls...

Cannot be a coincidence; must be sedition

[DM07]

Clear evidence: Darwin was right!

[Redline]

They should be confined. It's obvious they have been put up to this by rogue elements. Probably guerilla warfare trainers.....

[Khon Kaen Dave]

A sign from the God's.Even the Monkeys are not happy about the referendum.Just wait until the rest of the animal kingdom come out in support.I'll be looking for angry Cobra's in the toilets.

[DM07]

They should be confined. It's obvious they have been put up to this by rogue elements. Probably guerilla warfare trainers.....

...gorilla warfare...?!

[LannaGuy]

It has been confirmed by the authorities that they have identified the monkey's concerned and that they were smuggled in from "outside" the country (Thai monkey's would never destroy government documents). They were also being fed bananas by "unseen forces"

The intent, says a source familiar with the matter, was to destabilise the nation and their actions were 'politically motivated'

"any groups of more than five monkey's will be arrested" the source further confirmed with Section 44 being invoked

The source further hoped that Lings will be better in the future

[Somtamnication]

Show them Invasion of the Planet of the Apes series...scare them shitless.

[Ricardo]

It is normal here to send 'naughty monkeys' to the 'monkey-house' (aka prison) isn't it ?

[Keira1]

Found nn the news (this is not a joke): "pakistani spy pigeon arrested in India"

Also:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/pakistan/Monkey-amp39arrestedamp39-in-Pak-for-crossing-India-border/articleshow/10995446.cms

[JAG]

Found nn the news (this is not a joke): "pakistani spy pigeon arrested in India"

Also:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/pakistan/Monkey-amp39arrestedamp39-in-Pak-for-crossing-India-border/articleshow/10995446.cms

I'm sure it is not a joke. When it comes to the "paranoia stakes" the Indian and Pakistan militarily mutual suspicion leaves The Thai military / governing classes in the shade!

[Maybole]

I am willing to bet that Taksin paid for their peanuts!

[NongKhaiKid]

Found nn the news (this is not a joke): "pakistani spy pigeon arrested in India"

Also:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/pakistan/Monkey-amp39arrestedamp39-in-Pak-for-crossing-India-border/articleshow/10995446.cms

I'm sure it is not a joke. When it comes to the "paranoia stakes" the Indian and Pakistan militarily mutual suspicion leaves The Thai military / governing classes in the shade!

It was caught when heard cooing in Urdhu.