Subject: ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME

Planning the trip of a lifetime? Need some excitement?

Bored with your life? Looking for some adventure, or a worthwhile cause? Read on...

If you are ready for the ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME....

TRY THIS: Enter Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration Quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.

Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand."

Keep your British identity strong.

Fly the your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school System.

Demand a local country driver license. This will afford other legal Rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq .

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic Laws.

Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its Officers.

Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

Good luck! You'll soon be dead. Because it will never happen in Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq or any other country in the world except right here in the UK .

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Just some thoughts for those of us missing old Blighty.

Very interesting, if not a bit biased!

And parts of it could apply to the farang residents of Thailand

reading that I mostly thought you were on about living in LOS

and now I'm not sure I want to return to live in england... sounds too ANTI-multi-cultural for me...

reading that I mostly thought you were on about living in LOS

and now I'm not sure I want to return to live in england... sounds too ANTI-multi-cultural for me...

Don't worry kayo, UK is still pro-multi-cultural. That, at least, is one of the best things about it!