Some great posts here.

Why do women live longer than men?

The other day I needed to go to the public hospital but not wanting to sit there for 4 hours,

I put on my blue jacket and pinned on a plastic ID badge that I had made from the Internet onto the front of my jacket...

   

When I went into the hospital, I noticed that 3 quarters of the people got up and left I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

   

Cut  at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's  the badge.  
Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

   

It also works at Centrelink.  It saved me 2 hours.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.....
The whole staff disappeared and I never got my order!!!!!!     

On 1/9/2017 at 2:16 PM, Ron19 said:

Good one.  I will show this to my dog.

Great thread !!   I started on page 1, now on 27...Will  keep looking.

Sums up my life [emoji20]

Not too soon I hope ...

That friend that always mess it all up......

 

When you gotta go...