You have 3 days left to live in Thailand...What would you do?

[Don Mega]

5 minutes ago, bazza40 said:

How many holes will you be making? I'm always up for more sex education.

2 holes.

fun to use a carrot to massage the prostrate.

Edited September 4, 2016 by Don Mega

[bazza40]

2 hours ago, Don Mega said:

2 holes.

fun to use a carrot to massage the prostrate.

Always good to find a comic for my straight man.

[Don Mega]

28 minutes ago, bazza40 said:

Always good to find a comic for my straight man.

banana is good as well but best to leave the peel on otherwise you bum gets all mushy

 

[soalbundy]

21 hours ago, DipStick said:

You obviously are rather green as are your likers, when you book into a hotel they take two swipes of your credit card  (one to cover the cost of the room during your stay ) and the second as a deposit on whatever you spend on such things as you suggest. In general it takes two days after you check out to get the deposit paid back into your CC account.

youare obviously not that experienced.

I don't use a credit card. I have never had problems at good hotels,they usually take your passport for your stay, it all depends on how you present yourself,anyway i wasn't being serious as this topic isn't meant to be.

[DipStick]

12 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

I don't use a credit card. I have never had problems at good hotels,they usually take your passport for your stay, it all depends on how you present yourself,anyway i wasn't being serious as this topic isn't meant to be.

I also was to get in cheek, however, are you saying that the "good hotels" relieve you of your passport whilst staying with them?

[Don Mega]

15 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

I don't use a credit card. I have never had problems at good hotels,they usually take your passport for your stay, it all depends on how you present yourself,anyway i wasn't being serious as this topic isn't meant to be.

ive never heard of any hotel taking your passport.

[soalbundy]

1 minute ago, DipStick said:

I also was to get in cheek, however, are you saying that the "good hotels" relieve you of your passport whilst staying with them?

If you don't pay up front and don't have a credit card you can use your Passport as security but does depend on how you present yourself, i am arrogant by nature and have an aristocratic demeanour.

[CharlieH]

Never had a hotel "take" or with-hold my passport, ever. Take a copy ,sure, and never had any hotel take or charge anything to my card until checking out.

 

Experiences vary, I suppose it depends on that Hotel and what its been subjected too in the past that lead them to make that a requirement.

 

[bazza40]

9 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

If you don't pay up front and don't have a credit card you can use your Passport as security but does depend on how you present yourself, i am arrogant by nature and have an aristocratic demeanour.

I shouldn't imagine the bar is set very high in Surin

 

[soalbundy]

1 minute ago, bazza40 said:

I shouldn't imagine the bar is set very high in Surin

 

It isn't

[DSJPC]

I'm sorry, but u all have a different take on the topic that "You have 3 days to live in Thailand"...because it was "in Thailand,"  I was sure it meant "before leaving Thailand"...not 3 days to die!!!...am I right or wrong???

[slipperylobster]

Whatever you do...stay away from the balcony and vip buses.  

Oh yeah....don't beep the horn while driving your car.

 

That will ensure you make it all the way through those 3 days alive.

 

 

Edited September 4, 2016 by slipperylobster

[Scott]

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[JJGreen]

I'm sorry, but u all have a different take on the topic that "You have 3 days to live in Thailand"...because it was "in Thailand,"  I was sure it meant "before leaving Thailand"...not 3 days to die!!!...am I right or wrong???

3 days to die and u are living in Thailand

[nottocus]

I would shag as much as possible and alter my mind.

[ableguy]

Just head for the airport , if you need this advice you should not be here.

[surangw]

recover from the previous days of debauchery ?