Monk Claims His Magic Cloth Helped Donald Trump Win

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Monk Claims His Magic Cloth Helped Donald Trump Win

By Asaree Thaitrakulpanich, Staff Reporter

 

Abbot Thongchai Thanjiaokhun displays a reproduction of a series of sacred, Trump-supporting cloths Friday evening at Wat Traimitr in Bangkok.

 

BANGKOK — The same magic monk credited with Leicester City FC’s victory earlier this year took some credit for helping Donald Trump ascend to the White House with one of his magic cloths.

 

Abbot Thongchai Thanjiaokhun of Wat Traimitr said Friday evening that that for the past seven months, Uranus has had a strong impact on Earth. Therefore, the astrologer believes leaders with the qualities associated with Uranus – change, innovation, idealism and freedom – would rise to a powerful position.

 

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[daveAustin]

A monk desiring that someone win this or that thing, that a football team win this or that match? And an abbot, no less. No nirvana for you this time around matey boy. My view of Muang Thai and Theravada Buddhism is shattered. Tell me it's not true!

[JoePai]

I am sure Ur anus is having a strong impact but it's about time Monks got back to doing what they are supposed to do and stop all this stupidity

[George Graham]

There truly is no depth to which...

[trogers]

I would refute his claim. I have with me the cause of Hillary's defeat. A Swiss cow bell.

[Pimay1]

I suppose the monk, and I use the word loosely, wins the lottery every month.

[yellowboat]

His information was better than that of the Clinton News Network.  Always trust the clergy in such things.   Information does come a bit late though. 

[DM07]

Oh, shut the .... up!

[colinneil]

Another monk told me i would walk again !!!! he was full of s..t also.

 

[eggers]

Ohh yeh, as he sits with his Ur anus on a plush sheep skin mat!!

[JustNo]

The Buddha made a point to stay out of politics. For a monk who is meant to follow a life of not collecting material objects, he sure hoards a lot of s*#t

[Bluespunk]

Cuckoo, Cuckoo...

[Caveat Emptor]

Sad thing is there will be those who believe him.

[Lupatria]

Stop making stupid people famous!

[elgordo38]

1 hour ago, trogers said:

I would refute his claim. I have with me the cause of Hillary's defeat. A Swiss cow bell.

Poor lady like boxing she has answered the election bell to many times and has finally been landed a knock out punch. Seeing as how it was Trump a low blow comes into question. He had help from the FBI and of course Hillary died partly of self immolation the death of thousands of email cuts. 

[elgordo38]

Maybe he could take his magic cloth to Washington and mop Trump up. 

[lostinisaan]

One monk told me that I'd meet a beautiful woman in the next weeks.

 

   And I met thousands of them. 

[little mary sunshine]

Amazing Thailand....55555555

[cruisemonkey]

2 hours ago, JoePai said:

I am sure Ur anus is having a strong impact but it's about time Monks got back to doing what they are supposed to do and stop all this stupidity

 

 What are they supposed to do???

[lostinisaan]

1 hour ago, trogers said:

I would refute his claim. I have with me the cause of Hillary's defeat. A Swiss cow bell.

 

 

   You must have a good fortune teller. Is it a monk? How did you know what her husband said?

 

      Amazing Thailand, indeed. 

[Brer Fox]

Perhaps he could weave a magic cloth for the PM to bring him good luck in fixing the disastrous rice problem which has beset the nation. 

[little mary sunshine]

3 minutes ago, lostinisaan said:

 

   You must have a good fortune teller. Is it a monk? How did you know what her husband said?

 

      Amazing Thailand, indeed. 

 

 

I never had sex with that woman...Hillary!.,

[elgordo38]

15 minutes ago, lostinisaan said:

One monk told me that I'd meet a beautiful woman in the next weeks.

 

   And I met thousands of them. 

Care to share any left overs??

[Lingba]

well now..I guess the Donald needs to come to Thailand and give this monk a few wais

[klauskunkel]

You know what you can do with that magic cloth? Yup. wipe Uranus.

[Mook23]

Monk cant show usa on a world map. Lol. Not impressed. Guy should stick to what he does best: getting up at 4am. Chant a little. And sleep again rest of the day ?

[ballpoint]

 

Nah, I reckon it was the proximity of Uranus with Trump's hair that did it

[Jingthing]

2 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

 

Nah, I reckon it was the proximity of Uranus with Trump's hair that did it

trump's hair is as real as that cloth. 

[ballpoint]

3 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

trump's hair is as real as that cloth. 

And the Monk's sitting on one while holding the other...

[IAMHERE]

2 hours ago, trogers said:

I would refute his claim. I have with me the cause of Hillary's defeat. A Swiss cow bell.

Looks can fool you, she is not really a cow.