4 hours ago, sipi said:

Is this actually you Trans? Are you really in Thailand?

From what I have read, I was expecting a sad old man in a chang singlet and second hand flip flops.

Yes it's me.......I haven't been back home since 2009.

Yeh I am old but not sad, the locals know well as the farang that always smiles, Mrs.Trans told me that..

As for my singing farang songs, I practice at home for stuff I can get away with, so I can do songs from different artists doing my own thing...Which include James Taylor, Elvis, Richie, Cat Stevens, The Who, Pink Floyd, Sinatra, and many more, great fun though I have never heard myself sing. I have done my stuff at weddings, birthday bashes and was asked to sing at a farangs grave side, which l did and actually remembered the words, so suppose I can't be all that bad a non professional singer. Oh, I did sing once at Her Majesties "Tower of London", no not from the dungeon....

 

Are you a barratone or a piccolo?

4 hours ago, sipi said:

Is this actually you Trans? Are you really in Thailand?

From what I have read, I was expecting a sad old man in a chang singlet and second hand flip flops.

Yes -- and here he is reciting the soliloquy from Hamlet to an appreciative (but unseen) audience: 

HAMLET: To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them.

3 minutes ago, transam said:

Yes it's me.......I haven't been back home since 2009.

Yeh I am old but not sad, the locals know well as the farang that always smiles, Mrs.Trans told me that..

As for my singing farang songs, I practice at home for stuff I can get away with, so I can do songs from different artists doing my own thing...Which include James Taylor, Elvis, Richie, Cat Stevens, The Who, Pink Floyd, Sinatra, and many more, great fun though I have never heard myself sing. I have done my stuff at weddings, birthday bashes and was asked to sing at a farangs grave side, which l did and actually remembered the words, so suppose I can't be all that bad a non professional singer. Oh, I did sing once at Her Majesties "Tower of London", no not from the dungeon....

 

Anxiously awaiting the link ..........

11 minutes ago, smokie36 said:

Alright this is a heads up for transam.

 

Its time to get your voice out and upload it to youtube then post us a link.

 

 

As a hint a Christmas tune will win you lots of votes....a Val Doonican jumper will be a big winner with the grannies on here too.

 

I strongly suggest "Fairytale of New York".

There is absolutely know way that is going to happen, to many piss takers will come on-board. This is a poster of the year competition where I have revealed the sort of bloke I am behind my key board, I don't tell lies or fabricate anything that is not true for readers, unlike someone I could mention... Anyhoooo, my photos tell the story, and many here know me personally..

6 hours ago, transam said:

There is absolutely know way that is going to happen, to many piss takers will come on-board. This is a poster of the year competition where I have revealed the sort of bloke I am behind my key board, I don't tell lies or fabricate anything that is not true for readers, unlike someone I could mention... Anyhoooo, my photos tell the story, and many here know me personally..

 

 

Some may start to look at that yellow belly and wonder if there is a streak there too transam.

1 minute ago, transam said:

There is absolutely know way that is going to happen, to many piss takers will come on-board. This is a poster of the year competition where I have revealed the sort of bloke I am behind my key board, I don't tell lies or fabricate anything that is not true for readers, unlike someone I could mention... Anyhoooo, my photos tell the story, and many here know me personally..

I see more dots coming ............

Actually, I am inclined to think that bearing your soul, and displaying your singing talent (warts an all) would win over more than it would discourage, and no one could ever say that Trans wasn't game!

10 minutes ago, transam said:

Yes it's me.......I haven't been back home since 2009.

Yeh I am old but not sad, the locals know well as the farang that always smiles, Mrs.Trans told me that..

As for my singing farang songs, I practice at home for stuff I can get away with, so I can do songs from different artists doing my own thing...Which include James Taylor, Elvis, Richie, Cat Stevens, The Who, Pink Floyd, Sinatra, and many more, great fun though I have never heard myself sing. I have done my stuff at weddings, birthday bashes and was asked to sing at a farangs grave side, which l did and actually remembered the words, so suppose I can't be all that bad a non professional singer. Oh, I did sing once at Her Majesties "Tower of London", no not from the dungeon....

 

Can I take it was by appointment, as in royal warrant

Not to be confused with the other type of warrant

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Actually, I am inclined to think that bearing your soul, and displaying your singing talent (warts an all) would win over more than it would discourage, and no one could ever say that Trans wasn't game!

And perhaps more importantly, those who have already voted for you, can't change their mind, even if the singing isn't to their liking.

I just found that clip you sent me Trans.

 

1 minute ago, sipi said:

I just found that clip you sent me Trans.

 

If Trans sang like that, he wouldn't have been allowed to join TV.

7 minutes ago, smokie36 said:

 

 

Some may start to look at that yellow belly and wonder if there is a streak there too transam.

Nooooo. Being yellow is not in my nature...In fact Trans singing got a mention elsewhere, not on this forum, I am famous it seems.............Though the word "prick" was used in the post..

 

5 minutes ago, sipi said:

I just found that clip you sent me Trans.

 

Blimey, we could set up a duo act.......

7 hours ago, transam said:

Nooooo. Being yellow is not in my nature...In fact Trans singing got a mention elsewhere, not on this forum, I am famous it seems.............Though the word "prick" was used in the post..

 

 

 

No more of this nonsense....get up and sing or get in the corner and do your chicken twerk!

2 minutes ago, smokie36 said:

 

 

No more of this nonsense....get up and sing or get in the corner and do your chicken twerk!

I will have to Google that one, not in my repertoire..

 

i take it that mitkof island bloke voted for himself?

Well from the pictures posted above, it looks like Mr. Trans goes onstage all by himself and (unless there is an orchestra offstage) is using some kind of Karaoke rig with his mic through a PA system. So unless there is someone there to make a video of him singing and maybe taking an audio track off the PA, he maybe doesn't have a video of his performance to put on YouTube.

4 minutes ago, JLCrab said:

Well from the pictures posted above, it looks like Mr. Trans goes onstage all by himself and (unless there is an orchestra offstage) is using some kind of Karaoke rig with his mic through a PA system. So unless there is someone there to make a video of him singing and maybe taking an audio track off the PA, he maybe doesn't have a video of his performance to put on YouTube.

The logic of a detective!

1 hour ago, transam said:

Yes it's me.......I haven't been back home since 2009.

 

Would that be to do with statutes of limitations or Interpol?

1 minute ago, baboon said:

Would that be to do with statutes of limitations or Interpol?

^^

Little old ladies being cheated out of their life savings, perhaps, or unfinished condo developments in Spain...?

 

1 minute ago, baboon said:

^^

Little old ladies being cheated out of their life savings, perhaps, or unfinished condo developments in Spain...?

As you may realise, I actually was a choir boy......

3 minutes ago, transam said:

 

As you may realise, I actually was a choir boy......

Kim Il Sung was a church organist. Stalin trained as a priest.

1 minute ago, baboon said:

Kim Il Sung was a church organist.

I was a "drag" racer....

1 minute ago, transam said:

I was a "drag" racer....

I'm glad you find this amusing. My sympathies go out to those who will be having far from a merry Christmas this year.

6 minutes ago, baboon said:

I'm glad you find this amusing. My sympathies go out to those who will be having far from a merry Christmas this year.

I don't understand your point, are you implying I am some sort of crook....?

Please expand your thoughts.....

PS. Off to the gym now, I hope to read your "thoughts" on my return....

11 minutes ago, transam said:

I don't understand your point, are you implying I am some sort of crook....?

Please expand your thoughts.....

PS. Off to the gym now, I hope to read your "thoughts" on my return....

I am certainly saying that some of the music videos you and your supporters have posted on here are downright criminal acts of GBH on the ears, so if the cap fits...

I was a "drag" racer....

Wasn't Danny La Rue one of them, no my mistake he was a "drag" something else.[emoji102]

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A little unsolicited advice, Tranny.  As last year's winner, I showed it's not how many dots you have that makes for a winner AND those music videos just don't cut it.  What the world really wants to see are cats, and even better kittens.  How about something seasonal?