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An escaped convict breaks into a house and ties up husband and wife. He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear then runs to the bathroom. Husband tells wife 'satisfy him or he'll kill us, I saw the way he kissed you-just be strong- I love you.

Wife replies, he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear 'he's gay & looking for vaseline'. I told him that it's in the bathroom- let's see who's f*cking strong now!!

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