Killer Fruit

Once, three ecologists were caught by the carnivores in a forest.

They were proceeded to the head of the carnivores.

After inspecting, the head announced his decision. All three guys

are given one hour to find ten fruits of same species in the forest.

They would be killed if they could not find within one hour.

Half an hour later, the first guy come back with ten oranges.

He was asked to put all ten fruits into his ass.

He would be freed if he could make it without changing his facial

expression during the process. Otherwise, he would be killed.

Of course, he could not even finish the first one and he cried

out of pain. He was killed.

The second guy was quite lucky. He got ten strawberries and he was

asked to do the same thing. ......... . He was killed.

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At the heaven, the first guy and the second guy met.

They told their experience again. When the first guy found out that

the second guy got strawberries, he blamed him for not finishing the task.

The second guy calmly said. I tried my best. I have finished the ninth

one and everything went fine. While I was trying the last one, I could not

help keeping my facial expression unchanged.

I saw the third guys coming happily carrying ten DURIANS.

Morale: People will trade death to laugh others.