wvavin Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Who is afraid of the Thai Mickey Mouse Law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DekDaeng Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Wots the song?Ya Ba, Tequila,Ya Ba, Tequila,Ya Ba ............Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza73 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 I usually see at least one accident on the road between Chiang Mai and Chiang Rai. My record is 4 within about half a kilometre at the top of Khun Chae National Park, wet road conditions. I don't know what contributes to Thais being such lousy drivers; however, I suspect it starts with the quality of instruction. All one can do is drive defensively. Preferably in something with panels stronger than tinfoil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy50 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 12 hours ago, ezzra said: Viewed more than 2 million times... how frivolous and time wasting social media has become that millions of people find the time to watch it while surly neglecting other, more important thing in everyday chores... From one vacuous 'fix' to the next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1Str8 Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Millions of views in a matter of hours. Life must be really boring to some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csabo Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 9 hours ago, toofarnorth said: If you throw away a key for 5 years where would you look to find it after 5 years , my TW can't find her scooter key after 2 hours . Sorry just being picky , I agree , should never be let loose on the roads again. 55555! I can't find my keys after 5 minutes!. TGF was was tearing up the other day, she said "I'm worried about you. I think you have anzhimer nit noy". I'm gonna tell her it was "anzhimers" when she catches me in the wrong bed and see if I can pull that off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George FmplesdaCosteedback Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Yeah, looks like he is trying to get away from M/C Cop, but Chips this is not... I hope the people on the white car at the end (on the other carriageway) are okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 Was on the news last night, my gf said he was on Yaba ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whaleboneman Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 15 hours ago, ezzra said: Viewed more than 2 million times... how frivolous and time wasting social media has become that millions of people find the time to watch it while surly neglecting other, more important thing in everyday chores... Come on...we can't do chores all day! We need some entertainment too. OK, I'll go clean out my car now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yooyoo Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 18 hours ago, kannot said: I had someone behind me like this once trying to push thru the inside when there sure wasnt enough room the traffic was moving normally and no hold ups, I was in a queue of about 5 cars, it got to the point where i thought , Ok pal if you dont stop doing this Im pushing you into the ditch as I was on the main road carriageway and he was trying to squeeze thru the "motorcycle lane" He did this for about 4-5 minutes and then suddenly turned left and disappeared.........crazy Crazy yes... defines Thai road behaviour ... all part of Thainess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Grumpy Posted March 25, 2017 Share Posted March 25, 2017 (edited) Nutters. On the road is one place where Thais can vent their real anger, frustration and ego issues. Edited March 25, 2017 by Happy Grumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormanW Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Yes. It will take a generation to change along with constant education and relentless law enforcement. ??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Mega Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Solid Effort !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55Jay Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) One could almost be excused for profiling here. As you approach a break in the upcountry highway on the left, and a yellow, reflective sign for a center-divide U-Turn 300 meters ahead, put there by a road "engineer" with a mail-order degree in livestock management and a sadistic sense of humor, you observe a half-rusted, mud encrusted mid-1980's model Mitsu Space Cab pick up with its pitch black tinted windows rolled down (a/c doesn't work), manned by a Thai male driver of unknown advanced age clinging to a steering wheel he can barely see over, idling on the left shoulder, mouth open, licking lips, staring repeatedly in rapid succession in your general direction then across to the far right lane as you you approach the perpendicular Fatal Funnel. You groan, ease off the petrol to engine brake decel whilst flashing your high-beams and muttering something about The Bleeping Muppets to your Thai wife, whose knuckles are losing pigmentation from gripping the sides of her seat in escalating anxiety. What will he do? A). Nothing, wait for you to pass. . Wait until you are 100 meters closer. C). Clutch amulet, Wai, then smash the accelerator and sprint across all lanes of traffic at a mind blowing 3khp in a trailing cloud of black diesel exhaust. D). Both B and C. E. ) Other:________________________________________ Edited March 26, 2017 by 55Jay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 One could almost be excused for profiling here. As you approach a break in the upcountry highway on the left, and a yellow, reflective sign for a center-divide U-Turn 300 meters ahead, put there by a road "engineer" with a mail-order degree in livestock management and a sadistic sense of humor, you observe a half-rusted, mud encrusted mid-1980's model Mitsu Space Cab pick up with its pitch black tinted windows rolled down (a/c doesn't work), manned by a Thai male driver of unknown advanced age clinging to a steering wheel he can barely see over, idling on the left shoulder, mouth open, licking lips, staring repeatedly in rapid succession in your general direction then across to the far right lane as you you approach the perpendicular Fatal Funnel. You groan, ease off the petrol to engine brake decel whilst flashing your high-beams and muttering something about The Bleeping Muppets to your Thai wife, whose knuckles are losing pigmentation from gripping the sides of her seat in escalating anxiety. What will he do? A). Nothing, wait for you to pass. . Wait until you are 100 meters closer. C). Clutch amulet, Wai, then smash the accelerator and sprint across all lanes of traffic at a mind blowing 3khp in a trailing cloud of black diesel exhaust. D). Both B and C. E. ) Other:________________________________________ D !!Every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55Jay Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 8 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: D !! Every time. Ding Ding Ding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 400 baht fine. Next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomacht8 Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Looks like a Crystal Meth or Yabaa driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onemorechang Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) Was he an ex-policeman ? or some other pillar of the community ? Edited March 26, 2017 by onemorechang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 On 25/03/2017 at 10:41 AM, pattayadgw said: Driver should be locked up and key thrown away for at least 5 years!! the BIB should have wasted the idiot on the spot - saves any future drama from this idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 17 hours ago, A1Str8 said: Millions of views in a matter of hours. Life must be really boring to some people. but not for you taking your precious time to comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Somchai forgot he wasn't driving pizza delivery motocy that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Did they ID the man, what was the excuse for driving like a Trump politician... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadeeken Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 23 hours ago, csabo said: 55555! I can't find my keys after 5 minutes!. TGF was was tearing up the other day, she said "I'm worried about you. I think you have anzhimer nit noy". I'm gonna tell her it was "anzhimers" when she catches me in the wrong bed and see if I can pull that off. I like how you think.......... 'Partner'........ ('Mate'...... If your Brit or Aussie)......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55Jay Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 10 hours ago, Artisi said: the BIB should have wasted the idiot on the spot - saves any future drama from this idiot. My wife gets really upset when I repeat my solution full-throatedly, for the driver problem here. 1. Choke them with my right hand whilst smacking them repeatedly with the left. 2. Castration, at least for the worst of them, so they can not produce the next generation. Upon leaving the middle east, my fantasy was to procure a 1972 Dodge PowerRam pick up truck (full size, American one), strap used tyres all around it, and drive through the city, playing bumper cars with the locals, which includes the Jinglies (and Pakis). Then park up at the airport, keys in the bin out front, board my flight with a smile and never return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djayz Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 On Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 6:59 AM, ezzra said: Viewed more than 2 million times... how frivolous and time wasting social media has become that millions of people find the time to watch it while surly neglecting other, more important thing in everyday chores... Like replying to every thread on TV? ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yooyoo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 On 3/25/2017 at 6:43 PM, Happy Grumpy said: Nutters. On the road is one place where Thais can vent their real anger, frustration and ego issues. And their disregard and respect for others and consideration for other road users and basic respect respect for the law and... and.. and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yooyoo Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 17 hours ago, 55Jay said: My wife gets really upset when I repeat my solution full-throatedly, for the driver problem here. 1. Choke them with my right hand whilst smacking them repeatedly with the left. 2. Castration, at least for the worst of them, so they can not produce the next generation. Upon leaving the middle east, my fantasy was to procure a 1972 Dodge PowerRam pick up truck (full size, American one), strap used tyres all around it, and drive through the city, playing bumper cars with the locals, which includes the Jinglies (and Pakis). Then park up at the airport, keys in the bin out front, board my flight with a smile and never return. You have my full support !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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