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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war

party. The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In

honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But,

before I kill you I will grant you three requests.. What is your first

request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.'

Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers

inSilver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. The woman enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have a

very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is

yoursecond request?'

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought

to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off

across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this

time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. 'You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow . What is yourlast request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse, Alone!' The

Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone

Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,

looks him square in the eyes and says,

'Listen carefully for the last time.... I said ........BRING POSSE'!

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