Joke

[gentman]

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying

to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just

think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up

and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's

a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the

teacher; ...she's dead."