BritManToo

Offer 2m cos she's so special, but you need time to sell your house back home ....... bang her for a year, then confess you don't have the money so you'll have to call off the wedding. They'll agree cos they're greedy.

Easy answer is just live together, no marriage.

Just tell them you only eat Halal.

More like a policeman hired to kill the guy.

Many years back I had a weekend job in Sainsbury's meat packing dept. The beef going in the mincing machine was usually grey, and I'd pour in a pint of fresh blood to make it look 'fresher'.

Not sure what offense they could be charged with. Obviously the woman filming it was breaking the law.

Good idea! Think I'll start taking a Typhoo tea bag around with me, can't take that weak Lipton's muck. Like you said, I'll pay the same price for the hot water without the Lipton's tea bag.

Not sure what point you're trying to make Tranny old chap, I have a wife I find attractive, kids that are well behaved, a nice home, decent pension, pets. Never really wanted much else, happy enough listening to music, reading a book or watching TV when on my own. Had a nice 25Km cycle ride and coffee with a pal this morning, great weather as usual. What more does any elderly guy need in his retirement? What more could any old chap expect?

Some people are delusional about their lives, some people accept reality and make the best of it. Only YOU can choose to be happy or SAD, not other people.

Don't think there's much real love for old men anywhere. Your family will only hang around in the expectation of inheriting. Even pets only 'love' you because you feed them. Best to accept life how it is than imagine it will be better elsewhere.

"Thai food’s bold blend of flavours: A culinary delight with a fatal bite" Don't like it, prefer not to eat it. The bite is to cover the taste of the meat they left out of the fridge for a day or two before cooking it.

Showed up at his mother's place ..... He's more entitled to stay there IMHO.

She left school age 12, I sent her to high school, then I sent her to university. Now she's more educated than you are and almost as well educated as me. We were married after 2 weeks, 13 years later still married.

News flash ......... body of foreigner found burned and hidden in the forest. This is what happens when you play with the locals.

Living with a woman you don't find attractive and having separate bedrooms must be the ultimate definition of a loser. I was that loser in the UK, but in Thailand I'm a success.

I've always found indica is good for pain relief and sativa useless.

I don't know any white people at all. Can't imagine anyone in Thailand knowing 60. Ok, I'll admit, I don't like white folk much.

No, nobody likes nice or good people.

I have this rice cooker. One of the buttons says Tua, which I press to cook my beans. Around 20mins was fine.

Opposite the US consulate.

Steven Seagal ..... The only guy that can eat and meditate at the same time.

The police in that story sided with the Thai landlord. Always best to maneuver conflicts into Thai Vs Thai, only fools fight their own battles.

Yes, we should all learn from pedophiles! Do ya want to be in my gang, my gang .....

Easy way 1 don't come back if he's there. 2 come back but live at least 500km away. Rent in Chiang Mai or Hua Hin.

I seem to use my bank phone app for everything these days. Deliveries, local market, food stalls, vet, coffee shop ...........