BritManToo

We were sitting in the newsroom late one evening, and we found a breast implant on the science correspondents desk. Being the fun loving guys we are, we started chucking it across the newsroom at each other. When I caught it, the thing completely burst, the impact was less than walking into a door, or a seat belt in a minor accident. You'd have to be bonkers to have that put inside you!

Nothing to stop you sweeping after you've retired!

We'll need a Rolex thread for 100% confirmation.

Not sure there are many 30+yos with the natural ability to grow bigger ones. You must like them a lot younger than me!

You have keener eyes than me ............

Tell her you selected a girlfriend with the tit size you like. And if she changes them, you'll change girlfriends.

Don't worry, there's always 10 years left ...........

As land prices rise, people take more risks where they build, and expect insurance to cover any loss. When land was cheap and plentiful, people built in safer areas, and at their own risk of loss.

Because it's an average, and deviation from the mean of 3c is entirely normal.

Video comments about poisoning in Laos. Video about drunk teens in Thailand. But nice of the police to wheel them home, wonder if the policeman would have been so helpful if it was elderly foreign guys, and not nearly naked teen white girls. Thought drinking under the age of 20 was illegal, and the bar would lose it's license. Good job the video wasn't taken in Manchester, else the guy with the camera would be risking a SWAT team bashing in his front door.

At 5-10bht/g I just order 50g then chuck it if I don't like it. So far the 5bht and 9bht orders from FS high have been my best purchases.

Nearly 70, my BP is normally 95/65 or lower. The nurse tells me to do 2 laps of the waiting room then come back to try for a more sensible reading.

Yeah, used them all the time, but they just direct you to the booking agent with the best price. You don't book with Skyscanner.

While searching through some links (that were subsequently removed) I did find something worthy of note ...... Credit to @Will B Good for finding this, https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/benefit-overpayment-recovery-staff-guide/benefit-overpayment-recovery-guide#appendix-1 "Fraud by the claimant 1.6. The claimant deliberately misrepresents their circumstances or fails to disclose material facts in order to obtain benefit to which they are not entitled. DWP only classifies an overpayment as fraud where there is either admission by the claimant after “caution”, upon conviction in court or acceptance of an Administrative Penalty" According to appendix 1 DWP says no fraud on ANY overpayment of benefit unless you admit it (after caution), or a court finds you guilty. Interesting find as it directly contradicts statements posted by @transam And backs up my opinion to always deny and admit nothing.

You don't know who I am, so I'm safe.

Was he still your friend after you reported him?

None of my nonsense is based on hatred/envy/jealousy towards other foreigners though. I do it for everyone's entertainment!

Nobody took it, he offered to pay it ....... if 'chummy' even exists. Wondering about the date of your printed pages, this millennium? You seem to have problems finding information relevant to this year, it's either outdated or a future fantasy!

Dogs! Flick it out and they're gone.

https://www.greens.co.th/ Order online, free delivery usually the same day.

Phone, wallet, extendable baton. Sometimes my Kindle, if I'm going somewhere boring like immigration or court.

"It follows a crackdown on thousands of people fraudulently claiming Universal Credit" So nothing to do with state pension ......... again.

Ok, so I'll use my 30k for child in education.

Landman is great Millie Black also very good Earth Abides well worth watching. The madness also good This has been an amazing week for new TV series.

Wrong as usual, 60k me, 60k wife, 190k over 60, 150k pension, 150k at 0% and a child in school. I make that 610k (without the kid) and no need to file on earned income alone.