Amazing, mind-boggling, Thailand, when I moved from Non-O Marriage to LTR I had to bring my wife along, because she had to agree with the cancellation of the "Thai Wife" extension.
For me the pervert is the one who gets turned on by a 40 years old woman. Sex is for reproduction, one shouldn't be attracted by the infertile. Man, old woman, underage, dog, etc..
This sentence shows that you don't know what you are talking about. Being away at the time of doing an annual report exempts you from doing it. Even when you like prior to that deadline it resets the clock to 12 months after your reentry. You'd better shut up and do some some reading.
Don't come to Thailand, all sorts of dangers, some lethal. Some many better and choices in or near Europe. Nothing beats skiing in Winter. Scuba diving in Egypt is a lot safer than drinking in Phuket.
Rightly they assume that by now everyone should have understood that those most likely to die from Covid are the sick and elderly. So get vaccinated if you belong to that category.
Honestly, I a doubt immigration will ever do away with corrupt agents, as they are an essential component of their graft collection process. But in a few decades a truly elected government might look at Singapore and ask for help for a thorough cleansing.