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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I got a job in the candle factory - bit monotonous but good money. We had to take a bit of string, put it in the mould and then pour in molten wax. My mate Gary worked there too. Sometimes he would leap out of his chair onto my bench and sit on my string. He really got on my wick. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Give a Russian soldier some firewood and he will be warm for a day, fire a missile at his tank and he will be warm for the rest of his life! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I've been prescribed anti-gloating cream... I can't wait to rub it in. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Paddy says to Mick "Have you heard the news? Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their deaths". "Unbelievable" Says Mick, "I can't believe they all had the same name" -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Pretend to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a bag. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
People sometimes accuse me of sexism, but one thing is absolutely certain I'll never hate a woman as much as a fat bird hates a good looking one. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Me and my kids watched on as some of the monkeys were masturbating, others were groping each other, and there was lots of fighting and commotion. My daughter said "daddy, I thought you were taking us to the zoo" I said "yea I know, but I needed a pint, and Wetherspoons is the next best thing" -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Russian joke: Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out. Next day and day after, same. Eventually, seller snaps: ‘Why you do that?’ ‘I’m just checking for an obituary.’ ‘But obituaries aren’t on the front page.’ ‘The one I’m looking for will be -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Apparently, by law, you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Sweden. How the hell am I meant to know when it's raining in Sweden? -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I've bought a book about Feng Shui, but I can't decide where to put it. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I went to Cash Converters today trying to raise much needed cash as I'm skint. They gave me £3200 and they never even took the gun.... -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My wife went missing for three days, so when I came home and found her in the kitchen I asked where the hell she had been. She said 4 burly muscular men had kidnapped me and forced themselves on her for five days. I said "but you were only gone for 3 days". "Yes", she said. "I've just popped home for something to eat". -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I hate when people try to act all intellectual by talking about Mozart. I'll bet they've never even seen a single one of his paintings. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My mate from Liverpool phoned me and said his wife was making him sleep on the sofa tonight... I feel sorry for the guy. It must be cold in the front garden. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I met a dyslexic Yorkshire man this morning. He was wearing a cat flap.