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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
But none of us would be here if it wasn't for the screw. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Out of it, or on it? -
Are zoomers any better than boomers?
ballpoint replied to Jingthing's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
As a Generation X'er, I blame the boomers for the world I grew up in, the millennials for the world I'm getting old in, and the zoomers for the world I will die in. 'Nough said. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I've had a terrible morning. I woke up to find someone had used a crayon to write "weirdo" on my car in big letters. Took me hours to lick it off. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My 1st wife left me because of my obsession with Transformers. I told her I could change. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Noah Webster produced the first dictionary that included American spellings of words. Or, as they're known in Britain, mistakes. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The news said a man who was arrested for dropping bricks off a multi-storey car park. I thought that was wrong on so many levels. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill. So I sent him a “Get Well Soon” card. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A large oil company has announced they are going to start producing sustainable fuel from insect urine. I think it's BP. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A study has shown that 47396486 people can't be bothered to read long numbers. You're one of those people, aren't you? -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
When my wife was giving birth to our daughter, the midwife said, ‘What about epidural anaesthesia?’ I said ‘We already picked names, thanks!’ -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he can annoy the French for the rest of his life. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Travelling through deepest, darkest Africa with my faithful porters, we entered a clearing. There were broken eggshells everywhere. “this was obviously the work of poachers,” I said. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
At the Farmer's Market yesterday, someone was selling hand raised pork pies. I would like to raise a couple of my own for Christmas. Anyone recommend a breeder? And what do baby pork pies eat? -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
A word is worth 1/1000th of a picture. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Just been offered a job as a Noise Pollution Officer... But I had to turn it down. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Since my wife left I have bought a new motorcycle, developed a taste in fine whiskeys and got myself a 21 year old girlfriend. When she gets back from visiting her mother she's going to be fizzing! -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I bought a beautiful jumper from a factory seconds outlet. You’d never notice, but one of the sleeves is slightly longer than the other two. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
The only people with clean minds are those who have been brainwashed. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Sounds like a typical day for many members here. Wake. Pain. Sleep. Repeat. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Depends on what sort of reaction I'll get. I'd hate to zinc without a trace. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
It was only periodic though. -
Worst Joke Ever 2024
ballpoint replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!