Elderly!!! The damned cheek!. Put your black pot of paint away and the brush or roller you use to spread it. I bought a new phone the other day and am having great fun getting to know how it works. Just to show how low you can get, I am well past 80, so do yourself a favour and think before spouting tripe.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: “Nay, I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bu**er!"
Sport Rider's Revolut suggestion will work, but there is a 2.2% charge if you transfer into a Thai bank. IF the card is presented over the counter there is no charge and using an ATM only incurs the usual ATM charge. However, the 2.2% transfer 'could' work out cheaper than paying tax?
And when inflation increases, as is inevitable, the people will be chasing even more daily rate increases. and round and round we go, add infinitum. Some really clever people who can't see the bleedin obvious.