A 52 year old lady was walking out of the plastic surgeon feeling 20 years younger, she was so delighted with her looks she decided to test a few men on how old she looked.

the first was at a newsagent she said " how old do i look?"

the bloke said "35" to which she relpied "no i'm 52, but thanks"

tha next was at a fast food restaraunt.

she said "how old do i look?"

the bloke said "36" to which she replied "no i'm 52 but thanks"

she was feeling better than before so she decided to try once more.

the next was at a bus stop.

she said "how old do i look?"

the man looked her up and down and said "i'm not sure but if i feel your breasts i can tell you exactly"

she was a little puzzled but unbuttoned her top anyway.

after rubbing them and squeezing them for a couple of minutes the man said "you are 52"

she was totally amazed and said "how did you know?"

to which he replied "i was behind you in the line at mcdonalds"