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My Thai Massage Entitlement

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Now at Bkk gate 75
..waiting for 16:20 flight to Udon Thani.

 Signboard says a 10 minute delay.

 

My first visit to UTH; read on if you wish to keep me company:

 

(1) The Immigration chap told me about this rule. I can only have 180 Thai massage sessions in a calendar year.

 

(2) Feel slightly sorry for him. Think he is the same chap during my last visit. He was manning the general queue when i was trying to get out for the transfer to Nakon Phanom.*

 

(3) Anyway; he was much more friendly this time. Possibly less harassed with air force people grabbing his job or a PRC pissing in front.

 

(4) Maybe he was getting even**,  thought i saw a tricky smile when he was telling about the warning..

Seems like i used up 180 entitlement.

 

(5) Anyway, he was helpful. Told me i can get another foot massage...× 60.

I need to leave Thailand..find a embassy..and get a TR. Therapy ?Related excuse chit.

 

 

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*chicken & egg?

Places like UTH/Phuket will get more tourist money with a dedicated booth? Just wondering if Bkk elite with Phuket condos are trying to keep the money rather than spread to less well-known provinces?

 

**i gather they function on a binary Yes-No system. Anything in-between gives anxiety. Great that he decided Yes ... else really wonder about the various scenarios.

 

Does thaivisa people know or it is a blackbox?

6 please do you deliver 

3 minutes ago, Thailand said:

The answer is 42

42?

So you read The Book Of Books?

 

They allow booze now whilst in the queue ?

I think this thread should be pinned.

The only thread where you can not possibly  post off topic.

Because of "hab no topic".

I love this soon to be pinned thread already.

And if you don't like it, nobody will stop you from going to a different thread.

 

 

 

 

37 minutes ago, oldhippy said:

42?

So you read The Book Of Books?

 

What Penthouse or Razzle

Just now, jeab1980 said:

What Penthouse or Razzle

No, the book that says 42 is the answer to the ultimate question.

The BBC started it all.

 

I think this topic belongs on the pub instead of the visa forum. Moved to there.

9 minutes ago, oldhippy said:

No, the book that says 42 is the answer to the ultimate question.

The BBC started it all.

 

 

The biased broadcasting corporation! No never they could start a spinning top?

HGTTG forever

Just now, jeab1980 said:

The biased broadcasting corporation! No never they could start a spinning top?

The BBC popularised the Hitchhiker's ultimate guide book.

Whatever the BBC may allegedly have done wrong, it is all forgiven.

42!

 

Footnote from The Book:

Earth (1)

(1) Insignificant blue-ish planet. Only claim to fame is a huge open air brothel.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK OK I admit---- I made up the part about Thailand.

It is NOT in the book.

 

 

8 .. stay off meth 

I remember once writing myself a letter when I was drunk to say that drunk Nikmar pretty much disliked Hungover Nikmar and didnt care how f...ed he was and that I had mixed my drinks only to piss hungover nikmar off even more. Just though Id share. 

 

Regards, Sober Nikmar.

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