There was a boy named jonny, he was ridin his trycycle ,he'd ride around the block stop pop a m&m byte the cat on the ass and move on, he came back around stoped poped an

m&m in his mouth bit the cat on the ass and move on,his moma said if he does that again i'm gonna stop him and ask him what he's doin, he came back around stopped poped an m&m in his mouth and bit the cat on the ass, and she stoped him and asked , jonny what hel_l are you doin? He said i'm playin truck driver , popin pills eaten pussy and haulin ass.

sounds like a description of your lovechild, jamesyboi.