snoop1130 Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Today haircuts, tomorrow the treadmill - Pattaya cops told to smarten up their act Pattaya's police chief has ordered his men to smarten up their act. No, it's not an anti-corruption drive - they just need to be more presentable. After orders came from on high that the force needed some beautification Apichai Krobpetch organised a mass shearing on Sunday. The barbers managed to get through about half of the 470 officers at the station. The regulations are not new, said Sanook, it's just that HQ wants all its officers to present a standard face to the public. Officers that don't comply will be punished. But now the top brass is also turning its attention to the fatties on the force. Porkers will be told to get on the treadmill - or else. Source: http://news.sanook.com/4304630/ -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2017-11-20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksidedog Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Oh No, Please don't! That's just too funny. I can see the headline next week, "Unusual rise in heart attacks for Pattaya Police." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chang_paarp Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 30 minutes ago, snoop1130 said: After orders came from on high that the force needed some beautification The order came from a-high, all military and police have to get this hair cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer90210 Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 (edited) Hard times for the poor chaps...first their feet in hot soup with the Pattaya floods....now their hair gets the hot water !... ....lucky boys however to get free haircuts, right at the station !! Edited November 20, 2017 by observer90210 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiwrath Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 I would recommend to the front copper in the picture that, once the raw materials start to disappear, at such a rapid rate, a number zero haircut is the best option. A trim, with a bit of added black boot polish, starts to look rather silly ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Thaiwrath said: I would recommend to the front copper in the picture that, once the raw materials start to disappear, at such a rapid rate, a number zero haircut is the best option. A trim, with a bit of added black boot polish, starts to look rather silly ! It's a crying shame that the naturally stiff, spiky Asiatic hair doesn't readily support the deployment of the comb-over isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanleycoin Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Good to see the important stuff being sorted out. It will be shoe shining, work shops next month. Trouser pressing in January. Flower arranging in February. whilst a few more hundred people die on the roads, because you guys do bugger all important whilst on duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thechook Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Where does policing fit in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mok199 Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 anything for a photo opp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardColeman Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 I'm guessing last on this new list will be "DO YOUR BLOODY JOB"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 (edited) "I want silky smooth with a twist, please" "You get shiny bald with a fringe." Edited November 21, 2017 by klauskunkel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NextStationBangkok Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Is this is called combing operation on illegal immigration ? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainman34014 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 43 minutes ago, RichardColeman said: I'm guessing last on this new list will be "DO YOUR BLOODY JOB"! Their job is to collect money and pass the Lions share of it back up the line and they do it very well actually. No time for 'Policing' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvavin Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 12 hours ago, snoop1130 said: "No, it's not an anti-corruption drive - they just need to be more presentable." Looks more presentable and convincing to pocket others' money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emster23 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Too bad "smarten up" didn't include being smarter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songlaw Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Somehow I don't suspect this is what was meant by, "smarten up their act." Nice try though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammieuk1 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 In anticipation of chasing down lucrative smokers they need the edge over 40 a day puffers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 My son has told me that at his Military Training school all personnel, including high ranking officers, must now have their haircut in a particular style. Also to salute in a new way. The order came from on high so the rumour goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowboat Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Thechook said: Where does policing fit in It doesn't. The BiB aren't really very good at that. They are more into shakedowns and swaggering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wakeupplease Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 12 hours ago, snoop1130 said: Today haircuts, tomorrow the treadmill Today haircuts, tomorrow the treadmill Day after back on the extortion game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sead Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 The order came from the top. Can search more on this. They also have new drills as out with chest and shake your head as salute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigT73 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 I wonder if its anything to do with the North Korea visit, where everyone gets the same haircut as their delusional leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebell Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 13 hours ago, snoop1130 said: No, it's not an anti-corruption drive - they just need to be more presentable. 13 hours ago, snoop1130 said: But now the top brass is also turning its attention to the fatties on the force. Porkers will be told to get on the treadmill - or else. Make them walk round all the bars/businesses to collect the monthly bribe money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happyman58 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 13 hours ago, darksidedog said: Oh No, Please don't! That's just too funny. I can see the headline next week, "Unusual rise in heart attacks for Pattaya Police." And the third day i take it they will be told pick up the booking tickets and start enforcing the traffic rules Am i right saying that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wealthychef Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 The long hair was making it hard to count their bribes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinchester Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 59 minutes ago, Gandtee said: My son has told me that at his Military Training school all personnel, including high ranking officers, must now have their haircut in a particular style. Also to salute in a new way. The order came from on high so the rumour goes. I'd like to comment but best not to I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalf12 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 3 hours ago, stanleycoin said: Good to see the important stuff being sorted out. It will be shoe shining, work shops next month. Trouser pressing in January. Flower arranging in February. whilst a few more hundred people die on the roads, because you guys do bugger all important whilst on duty. Don't forget stamp collecting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermike007 Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 We have no real concerns about corruption. It is well known what we do, and there is an agreement with the powers that be, that in exchange for terrible pay, we get to do as we please, and will never have to face any consequences for it. But, when it comes to hair. That is another matter. That is really important. Grooming is the most important thing. Far more important than doing real police work, engaging in traffic safety to save lives, or keeping the rule of law. Hair is everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phkauf Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 It's like putting lipstick on a pig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbolino Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 why not smarten their brains too............remember the stupid comment regarding the Norweigan WHO THEY THINK DIED FROM THE COLD..he was in his underpants, so the photo showed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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