In light of the recent revelation that many of the posters in Bedlam are "immature, childish and bad spellers", this thread is dedicated to those who do not share those negative attributes.

If any responses appearing in this thread are determined by the B.S.B to be.....

Funny, witty, humorous, genuine, heartwarming, truthful, lighthearted, etc, they will be immediately reported. Misspellings will NOT BE TOLERATED.

Crass, dour and dull posts are highly encouraged.

All of you comedians go to the "Why" post and leave this thread unsoiled....let Dignity reign supreme here.

Thank you

"Digity" is my middel name..

i welcome the grate and the good to this most sensibble thread..

congrats many Mr Buckwheat - you sir are a gentelman

Dear Sir,

In light of the recent revelation that many of the posters in Bedlam are "immature, childish and bad spellers", this thread is dedicated to those who do not share those negative attributes.

If any responses appearing in this thread are determined by the B.S.B to be.....

Funny, witty, humorous, genuine, heartwarming, truthful, lighthearted, etc, they will be immediately reported. Misspellings will NOT BE TOLERATED.

Crass, dour and dull posts are highly encouraged.

All of you comedians go to the "Why" post and leave this thread unsoiled....let Dignity reign supreme here.

Thank you

"Digity" is my middel name..

i welcome the grate and the good to this most sensibble thread..

congrats many Mr Buckwheat - you sir are a gentelman

Thank you for your kind response. I had inadvertantly ommitted the prohibition of spelling errors from my initial post. Thank you for bringing this to light.

And particularly noteworthy of your post, is the restraint you showed in not using "poo poo" "doo doo" or other scathological phrases. You sir, are a credit to this thread.

Dear Sir,

Although the picture of the child is rather cute, the obscene gesture is not something that is worthy of this thread. Please edit and post a picture of a gentle sunrise, or a farm scene so as not to drag this thread to the depths of the "Why" thread.

Thank you

Dear Mr Buckwheat

Thankyou very much for bringing parity to this forum ... finally a thread with common sense and not the usual banal, superficial, trite found on so many of the other threads.

You are a credit to your species Mr Buckwheat and I look forward to enjoying this monochrome, sensible, stabilizing thread amidst the surrounding madness as long as it may continue.

Yours,

Mr davidjtayler

Dear Mr Buckwheat

Thankyou very much for bringing parity to this forum ... finally a thread with common sense and not the usual banal, superficial, trite found on so many of the other threads.

You are a credit to your species Mr Buckwheat and I look forward to enjoying this monochrome, sensible, stabilizing thread amidst the surrounding madness as long as it may continue.

Yours,

Mr davidjtayler

And thank you Mr davidjtayler,

Your post is exactly the type of post that is most welcomed here. Your eloquence is unsurpassed in the history of TV. Unlike Mr. Robski who has blatantly disregarded the spirit of the posting guidelines on two occasions. His crass actions have been reported to The B.S.B and will be dealt with by the Chairman upon his return from afternoon classes in "Sensitive Posting 101".

We really need to be listening to the New World Symphony when reading this topic...

'Parity' ?? I doubt he could even spell 'banter'

If I read your post I can spell it...

Gentlemen, gentlemen....

Please refrain from attempted humor. It's a sure sign of immaturity.

Remember, DIGNITY is the key word driving this thread.

Please, post something a bit more dour and bland.

Thank you

I do apologise for unrequited forays into the world of youthful exuberance. It was - I'm afraid to admit - remiss of me not to take my elders wishes into consideration. Rest assured it shan't happen again. I shall pause a while, to have a cup of earl grey and reflect upon my actions.

The Dan Sai Man

I held my dignity high when I removed a wart from by bum with dry ice.

I do apologise for unrequited forays into the world of youthful exuberance. It was - I'm afraid to admit - remiss of me not to take my elders wishes into consideration. Rest assured it shan't happen again. I shall pause a while, to have a cup of earl grey and reflect upon my actions.

The Dan Sai Man

Thank you,

It takes a real man to admit his mistakes, and in an open forum, your admission of wrongdoing and penitent reply are examples for all to emulate.

That, coupled with the fact that you restrained yourself from adding a "smiley" lends immeasurable creedence to the purpose of this thread.

from by bum with dry ice.

I say, you seem to be indicating that your derriere is bi-sexual. Would I be correct in assuming so?

Why.....is this section full of such immaturity, childish behaviour and bad spelling.

See post #15

I don't know why but I was expecting to see some hard core porn when I opened this thread. Oh well...

I do apologise for unrequited forays into the world of youthful exuberance. It was - I'm afraid to admit - remiss of me not to take my elders wishes into consideration. Rest assured it shan't happen again. I shall pause a while, to have a cup of earl grey and reflect upon my actions.

The Dan Sai Man

Thank you,

It takes a real man to admit his mistakes...

Whatever happened to real men ?

I don't know why but I was expecting to see some hard core porn when I opened this thread. Oh well...

Sorry,

But in an effort to appease those inflicted with HDS (Humor Deficiency Syndrome), all levity as well as persuing eye candy" has been eliminated from this thread.

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Actually Lampard, the request was for proper spelling so I think you should edit your post to read;

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Actually Lampard, the request was for proper spelling so I think you should edit your post to read;

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Testicles actually Ms Boo ... testicles ....

Actually Lampard, the request was for proper spelling so I think you should edit your post to read;

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If levity weren't prohibited here, I'd post

But since it is, I'd like to thank you for your contibution.

And Kuhn Lampard...we will discuss this further on Wednesday

Re-spell this; blow it out of your arse.

Please to be excusing me >> <deleted> ...Now would that be anything Like GRAVOX.????

All of you comedians go to the "Why" post and leave this thread unsoiled....let Dignity reign supreme here.

Thank you

Please observe the guidelines for posting on this thread.

All this laughing and joking is making a mockery out of a sensitive thread.

I initiated this thread as a "safe haven" for the sense of humor challenged crowd.

Sad <deleted> and grumpy old farts are welcomed here...you jokers are not so go to the "Why" thread and make people laugh there. There is no room for laughter here.

"Dignity" is the word of the day.

Tomorrow the word of the day is "legs"................Spread the word

Re-spell this; blow it out of your arse.

I say Robski, young fellow-me-lad, there's no need for acting like a complete and utter ninkompoop.

Re-spell this; blow it out of your arse.

I say Robski, young fellow-me-lad, there's no need for acting like a complete and utter ninkompoop.

You've obviously never met him.