You meen I'm painting the fellow the colour that he already is?

Robski, should I ever meet you I'll thrash you to within an inch of your life!

Re-spell this; blow it out of your arse.

I say Robski, young fellow-me-lad, there's no need for acting like a complete and utter ninkompoop.

You've obviously never met him.

You're both obviously a couple of sensible chaps. I have to admit that I was just showing off. I'm sorry.

I'm off down the shed to sort out my nut and bolt draw, I've overlooked it for too long.

After I found all my matching nuts and bolts I will compile a list of what I have and post it just in case other members are interested.

Perhaps I might come across a few spare nuts and bolts that another member might be in need of. That would be exciting.

That's more like it, chum.

I have some anecdotes about tractors. They will help the long winter evenings fly by.

GRAVLAX

Now I have the last word.

That means something in another thread.

Perhaps you could mosey over to The Last Word thread and try it there?

There's a good chap. Run along now.

We, the BSB (Bedlam Supervisory Board), are very proud of our fellow member Buckwheat for showing this strong example of moral courage.

Buckhweat should be a guiding light for all you unworthy drivel-away posters who just fill up this space with your idiosyncratic mental dung that just eats up bandwidth that is so direly needed for Pumpuiman's highly valued contributions.

Please remember, Pumpuiman received the Honour Medal in Gold for being the most successful poster in the Welcome to Bedlam thread. We all should bow in front of our computer whenever he comes online.

And talking about medals, we will herewith and unrevocable award the Honour Medal in Silver. Buckwheat. Not just a poster. A driveller in his own right.

raro

Vice President BSB Panegyrics

Does anyone want to talk about anything off-topic?

How about some smileys: :D

Power to the people.

Don't be a sheep!!

The Dan Sai Kid

<deleted>

This is my final plea for someone to display some maturity in their postings.

Once again, this thread was initiated and dedicated to those who...

1) Cannot smile for fear of cracking their faces,

2) Have corn cobs strategically embedded in various body locations,

3) Are so cheap that they won't even tip their hats

You jokers have numerous threads to lay forth your pearls of wisdom, and this thread is an island of solitude for the perpetually crabby posters.

Please respect their tiny slice of TV and refrain from turning this into a "Romper Room"

Thank you

I found a couple of nails in my nut and bolt draw, I don't know how they got in there, they're not rusty.

At first I thought why.

Why should I post in another nutter thread.

I cannot help it but to sink to this level. Despite my obviously superior intellect, breeding, class etc. etc. ad nauseum, I find myself naturally drawn to the lost.

Though I may belong technically to the BSBoard, my heart is with the <deleted>. I love <deleted>.

I apologize for any inconvenience caused.

Dear Kuhn Robski,

Please accept this token of our appreciation for your sensitivity concerning this thread...

All About Reading

Thank you

At first I thought why.

Why should I post in another nutter thread.

I cannot help it but to sink to this level. Despite my obviously superior intellect, breeding, class etc. etc. ad nauseum, I find myself naturally drawn to the lost.

Though I may belong technically to the BSBoard, my heart is with the <deleted>. I love <deleted>.

I apologize for any inconvenience caused.

Ah, another <deleted>!

Welcome, brother!

How "adult" are we talking here? XXX? Nudge, nudge, wink, wick, say no more.

we are talking the boring, old fart sort rather than the lubing up sort!

Dear Kuhn Robski,

Please accept this token of our appreciation for your sensitivity concerning this thread...

All About Reading

Thank you

Thankyou very much, I've added it to my favorites and as soon as I've sorted out the shed I'll take a good look at that.

You wouldn't believe what a mess my nut and bolt draw is in, I just found this in there, I wondered where it had got to.

screw that - join <deleted>

this thread is an island of solitude for the perpetually crabby posters.

No man is an island..... except for Archie Pelago .... crabs a plenty there methinks

screw that - join <deleted>

nah DSK..No fun knocking about with a bunch of <deleted>'S !!!!!

We, the BSB (Bedlam Supervisory Board), are very proud of our fellow member Buckwheat for showing this strong example of moral courage.

Buckhweat should be a guiding light for all you unworthy drivel-away posters who just fill up this space with your idiosyncratic mental dung that just eats up bandwidth that is so direly needed for Pumpuiman's highly valued contributions.

Please remember, Pumpuiman received the Honour Medal in Gold for being the most successful poster in the Welcome to Bedlam thread. We all should bow in front of our computer whenever he comes online.

And talking about medals, we will herewith and unrevocable award the Honour Medal in Silver. Buckwheat. Not just a poster. A driveller in his own right.

raro

Vice President BSB Panegyrics

DOUBLE <deleted> (or just for Boo: <deleted>,nuts,testicles,knadgers,eggs,kai,hangers,)

And I can't wait for tomorrow Buck..........looking at your avtar, I'm sure we've met before.

And I can't wait for tomorrow Buck..........looking at your avtar, I'm sure we've met before.

Be careful what you wish for....I use that avatar because I hope and pray that some day I can look as good as him.

Does anybody know what this is? I bought a lot of odds and ends at the local steam rally, I thought it was a bit of scrap, but I got the Brasso out last night and it's come up a treat, it might be worth a few bob, not that I'd sell of course, I've got quite attatched to it.

I bet there's a good story behind this,

Any ideas?

Does anybody know what this is? I bought a lot of odds and ends at the local steam rally, I thought it was a bit of scrap, but I got the Brasso out last night and it's come up a treat, it might be worth a few bob, not that I'd sell of course, I've got quite attatched to it.

I bet there's a good story behind this,

Any ideas?

Yes, I can identify it. It is a post retreiver.

You sit on one end, rotate the wheel and out come witty posts with photo attachments. They are hard to find and you should consider yourself lucky you have one in perfect working order. (see post #52 for verification)

No-one cares about wit when they feel the warmth of <deleted>

No-one cares about wit when they feel the warmth of <deleted>

I can just see it now...Alfresco dining playing Spot the <deleted>..

Erm, I'm not sure about that...

LBD, are you a <deleted> or not?

Erm, I'm not sure about that...

LBD, are you a <deleted> or not?

Solicit <deleted> on the <deleted> thread, you <deleted>

Erm, I'm not sure about that...

LBD, are you a <deleted> or not?

Solicit <deleted> on the <deleted> thread, you <deleted>

With all due respect to all you <deleted> from TWATSVILLE in the Country of TWATALMANIA...

I paddle around all day in a Little Muddy Pond and you ask if I'm a <deleted>..

I'm not sure if I'm Hurt or Humiliated...

A guerilla movement must solicit membership wherever it can.

<deleted> forever!!

The Dan Sai Kid

<deleted>

Gentlemen, gentlemen....

Please refrain from attempted humor. It's a sure sign of immaturity.

Remember, DIGNITY is the key word driving this thread.

Please, post something a bit more dour and bland.

Thank you

Dear Sirs,

I find this thread alternately amusing and disturbing.

Amusing when reading items like this:

I held my dignity high when I removed a wart from by bum with dry ice.

And disturbing when i've read just about every other post on here.

Hence I must come to the regrettable conclusion that you are all

loonies in a loonie bin,

or, to be more specific, Normal, within the given parameters of your environment.

I wish you all well for your developing social skills.

Kind regards,

Chang si Chompuu.