POSTER OF THE YEAR: The Final Round, 2017

[Justgrazing]

8 hours ago, geronimo said:

I did say the dirt will start to spread around Wednesday ....

We have plenty of dirt available for slinging .. Right down to peashooter caliber for sharpshooters ..

[geronimo]

1 hour ago, Kadilo said:

Even Geromino has thrown the towel in.


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Fortunately, I have a life and was attending to wheel issues on the car, so, in answer to your question, no towel thrown in as of yet. Besides, I wouldn't get paid ,,,,

[55Jay]

46 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

Is JT away at the vet's just now?  I've not seem him round for a while

 

SC

[Justgrazing]

Tran's , up-armoured the Tran's in anticipation of any celebrity stalker aggro' .. 

[StreetCowboy]

37 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

We have plenty of dirt available for slinging .. Right down to peashooter caliber for sharpshooters ..

Don't do it, Trans; don't take chocolate raisins from a sheep.

And don't accept the offer of a Foxes' Glacier Mint while standing at the urinal

[grollies]

I've just spoken with Scott and he's agreed to put me in as a wildcard entry on the last day.

 

That should liven things up a bit.....

[Kadilo]

4 minutes ago, grollies said:

I've just spoken with Scott and he's agreed to put me in as a wildcard entry on the last day.

 

That should liven things up a bit.....

How

[NancyL]

1 hour ago, baboon said:

Too shocked. I just rounded the corner on my bike to see our dog (female) giving next door's dog - also female - a good humping. Sodom and Gomorrah this place is turning into. I soon put a stop to it...

Our "fixed" female dog in the U.S. used to do this, but her favorite targets were young female children who visited our greenhouse/nursery operation.  Actually, I don't think most people noticed, but Hubby, me and the staff could see the signs that she was getting ready to mount a kid who was petting her.  One of our employees offered to give share her Premarin with her.  We thought a safer course was to lock her up (the dog, not the employee) whenever a customer showed up with small children in tow.  Maybe you can try the Premarin route with your dog if she's not bothering small children.

[roo860]

Was a shame that they didn't serve Southern style 'biscuits ' out in the bush, am sure by now they will have opened a KFC or other similar fast food outlet next door, so Americans can feel 'at home'.
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[geronimo]

40 minutes ago, NancyL said:

Our "fixed" female dog in the U.S. used to do this, but her favorite targets were young female children who visited our greenhouse/nursery operation.  Actually, I don't think most people noticed, but Hubby, me and the staff could see the signs that she was getting ready to mount a kid who was petting her.  One of our employees offered to give share her Premarin with her.  We thought a safer course was to lock her up (the dog, not the employee) whenever a customer showed up with small children in tow.  Maybe you can try the Premarin route with your dog if she's not bothering small children.

According to my calculations, you are 111 posts from your eighth and final dot. Congrats in advance.

[baboon]

48 minutes ago, NancyL said:

Our "fixed" female dog in the U.S. used to do this, but her favorite targets were young female children who visited our greenhouse/nursery operation.  Actually, I don't think most people noticed, but Hubby, me and the staff could see the signs that she was getting ready to mount a kid who was petting her.  One of our employees offered to give share her Premarin with her.  We thought a safer course was to lock her up (the dog, not the employee) whenever a customer showed up with small children in tow.  Maybe you can try the Premarin route with your dog if she's not bothering small children.

It's me she was bothering... fornicating on the street like an animal. Disgusting is what it is.

And then there is Mrs baboon who keeps accusing me of wanting to get off with her sister?. What have I done to deserve it?

[Justgrazing]

2 hours ago, baboon said:

It's coming, believe me...

" Believe me baby its coming .. 

 

 

[baboon]

4 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

" Believe me baby its coming .. 

 

 

Now don't you bloody well start.

Unless you haven't voted yet...

[Justgrazing]

Just now, baboon said:

Now don't you bloody well start...

Unless you haven't voted yet...

We are just on our collective way to the poll station as it happens .. Any of the runners have anything else to add before the representative hoof is pressed to vote button .? 

[geronimo]

2 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

We are just on our collective way to the poll station as it happens .. Any of the runners have anything else to add before the representative hoof is pressed to vote button .? 

Graze a while, let things warm up first. The grass is very good there I hear!

[Justgrazing]

13 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Graze a while, let things warm up first. The grass is very good there I hear!

On our way .. If there's good grass there everything else can wait ..  

[baboon]

1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:

On our way .. If there's good grass there everything else can wait ..  

See behind you? That's Trans preparing to mow you down. Vote baboon and salvation, quick!

[Naam]

38 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

" Believe me baby its coming .. 

 

 

is this the sister?

[baboon]

2 minutes ago, Naam said:

is this the sister?

Moooving swiftly on....

[grollies]

59 minutes ago, geronimo said:

According to my calculations, you are 111 posts from your eighth and final dot. Congrats in advance.

Sorry about this but the number of dots one accumulates is in direct proportion to the number of times you've been 'ignored'.

[smokie36]

This thread desperately needs 20 Colinneal votes.

 

Just sayin'.

[Justgrazing]

5 hours ago, Kadilo said:

Even Geromino has thrown the towel in.


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5 hours ago, Kadilo said:

Even Geromino has thrown the towel in.


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He'd better not have .. Not if he wants a bite of the cherry co-hosting that Superbowl of sheep dog trial events .. The Clevedon Agricultural AND Pastoral society show .. 

[Justgrazing]

1 hour ago, baboon said:

See behind you? That's Trans preparing to mow you down. Vote baboon and salvation, quick!

" Trans-am you're history buddy " whispered Baboon as he prepared to save the flocks mutton ..

[howto]

22 hours ago, Justgrazing said:

Dude there's other threads within TVF dealing in depth with engines n' stuff .. this one is kinda more tilted towards P O T Y .. Leave the engines a mo' and Immerse yourself in some of the satire , goading and taunting being made freely available within the last 120 odd pages .. This thread will be immortalised with the passing time in the same way that Cook & Moore's Not Only But Also or Monty's The life of Brian is (was) .. ( Oh and an audience with Billy Connelly ) ..

Good Sir,
As Brit and Aussie humor escapes me,
excepting Monte Python or Croc Dundee,
I am lothe to engage in satire, goading and taunting as
I've learned my lesson from the 'mod gods' with holidays.
Not that I did it on purpose, I was misunderstood.
As Trans is an 'American Muscle Car Enthusiast',
as well as others, whom have posted on this thread such,
I should be able to do such also.
Be well, live long, prosper and have a great new year.

[howto]

12 hours ago, Naam said:

only a total ignorant would do this and reduce the car's value by a couple of millions or more. last year i sold my 1969 E-Type 4.2 (in top shape "numbers matching") to a collector in Bangkok. if it had a Chevy engine all of the prospective four buyers would have roared with laughter hearing my asking price which, by the way, was met without trying to negotiate.

 

 

I fully agree.
The owner rarly drove the car, perhaps 4x a year.
Drove it w/ no insurance, lost control, hit a oak tree head on.
Substantial damage. I'm certain insurance would have 'totaled' it.
At the garage, engine pulled,
- block, head, intake+exhaust, cracked and busted.
- everything related to the engine, cracked and busted.
not repairable and nothing to salvage.
* meanwhile car taken to body shop,
- straighten frame, total front end, body panels, paint, etc
- at least 5 months till finished.
Garage owner called me 'where to get a complete engine?'.
I searched country wide for a used engine, very rare, expensive, no warranty.
Jag dealers wanted mega USD $25K+ inc the bits and pieces,
and 5 months to get it.
Hence is when I discovered the 'conversion kit',
Told the garage owner, whom told the owner, and was a go.
Ordered the 'crate engine' from the local Chevy dealer,
Arrived 10 days later, delivered to my friend's garage (whom races muscle cars).
Was immediatly uncrated, placed on the dyno.
There engine was 'broke in' for 3 days.
Tested at 475 HP (raw) and lots of torque,
likely 300+ BHP installed w/accessories.
Sent to the other garage (with conversion kit).
There I assisted with the install, was smooth and perfect.
Guessing the owners final cost for everything (inc body shop) was <$15K.
Owner was very pleased at the outcome.
He was somewhat wealthy, not ignorant, just foolish for driving w/ no insurance.
Not for me to judge.
Apologies for the long post.

[Justgrazing]

2 minutes ago, howto said:

Good Sir,
As Brit and Aussie humor escapes me,
excepting Monte Python or Croc Dundee,
I am lothe to engage in satire, goading and taunting as
I've learned my lesson from the 'mod gods' with holidays.
Not that I did it on purpose, I was misunderstood.
As Trans is an 'American Muscle Car Enthusiast',
as well as others, whom have posted on this thread such,
I should be able to do such also.
Be well, live long, prosper and have a great new year.

Peace be with you Bro' .. And if we meet up in the motoring section of TVF then maybe we can mull over the comparative advantages ( and not as the case may be ) of gear driven cam drive's .. As for Brit humour there's an absolute wealth out there on Yoohoo tube .. Go indulge yourself .. 

[howto]

I promise, last post of cars on this thread.
This is for all the 'American Muscle Car Enthusiast', especially Transam
The 2018 Dodge Challenger SRT Demon
The Demons supercharger alone has a displacement as some whole engines.

 

 

 

Asked the Thai wife if I may buy one ,,,
'Hell No', buy a Toyota Camery for our 17 yo son.
Darn.

[Justgrazing]

8 minutes ago, howto said:

I promise, last post of cars on this thread.
This is for all the 'American Muscle Car Enthusiast', especially Transam
The 2018 Dodge Challenger SRT Demon
The Demons supercharger alone has a displacement as some whole engines.

 

 

 

Asked the Thai wife if I may buy one ,,,
'Hell No', buy a Toyota Camery for our 17 yo son.
Darn.

Go and buy one just don't tell her .. Mind you l'd check how much one of those baby's would cost in Thailand first as they are touted at $80,000 + in the U S .. 

[howto]

Actually $85K without other options,

- some of which I would want for a somewhat daily drive.

She, being Thai, would be really PO'ed.

No way to hide it.

I would be accused of the dreaded "extension of penis" syndrom, 

which would NOT be the case (a big 10" here).

Yeah, salvating like Pavlovs dog for it, yet don't need it.

Just the 'need for speed'.

[howto]

She would/could, in my sleep, superglue my penis onto my thigh.  Better than cutting it off with the kitchen Hinkel knife or my box cutter.  Suppose I'll just by the Camry.