A Pope In Heaven

A Pope Raised up in Heaven.

God himself opened the Heavensgate,invited him to come in and offerd him a chair to sid down after his long Journey.Now the both start talking about this and that.After a while the Pope got a little bit hungry and asked God for a small Snack or something.God showed to a huge fridge and sayd "help Yourself".The Pope went to the Fridge,opend it and looked a bit Confused.Inside he found only some Joghurts and a few Apples.He decided himself spontaneous for an Joghurt and an Apple,sated back to God.Then he told God a Question:How is it really down in the He ll?God replied:

"Step in the Elevator over there and Have o Look."

The Pope went in the Elevator.After the Door opend again he Found himself in a huge Party whith Booze,Barbeque,Salad Buffet,3 differrent Kinds of Shrimp Salad and other Delicacys.

He was shocked and went a bit dissapointed back to God and said:Down in the Darkzone there is a Party,they dance on the Tables,be all pissed and feast such fantastic.We both sitting up Here and have only Joghurts and Apples,thats unbelivable!

God said:"Do You thing i start kooking here for us both."