Johnson Fails In Toilet Theft

[joe1912]

from skysports:

Glenn Johnson has been fined for attempting to steal a toilet seat and bath taps from a B & Q home improvement store, according to media reports.

It has been claimed that Chelsea defender Johnson, currently on-loan at Portsmouth, tried to smuggle the bathroom fittings out of the store on Wednesday, before being thwarted by police.

Johnson was helped by Millwall striker Ben May, also arrested, with a police spokesman having confirmed that two men had been arrested and fined.

"Kent Police arrested two 22-year-old men on Wednesday on suspicion of theft in Dartford," read the police statement.

"Both men have been issued with 80 pound fixed penalty notices."

Johnson is on-loan at Fratton Park until the end of the season, when he is expected to return to parent club Chelsea.

[ThaiPauly]

I thought these EPL Footballers were FLUSH with cash. Has this story been LEAKED from the club or the police.

Maybee he sees his loan move to Pompey as his career going down the TOILET. His performances of late have been PISS poor. He will be lucky to get a SEAT on the bench after this. He's got a BIG JOB on his hands. Portsmouth is not very far from WATER-LOO-VILLE..perhaps he would be better off there?

He has got to get a HANDLE on it, otherwise he has no future and will end up in a BOG STANDARD JOB...not IDEAL by any stretch of the .......

Don't think he will be TAPPED UP by anybody as his replacement at Chelsea Ashley Cole was after this episode.

No surprise he was assisted by a Millwall Player...after most of their games there are not any seats left in the stadium.

Sorry about this