January 22, 200719 yr Would you rather be referred to as a "worm casting"....or would you rather be referred to as "aged manure"? This is a poll so later I'll assign someone to tally up the results....any volunteers?
January 22, 200719 yr I vote old manure; Who wants to be early bird food? PS: It's far better to fade away than burn out.
January 22, 200719 yr not if his daughter is old manure... I've been waiting ages to get you back for euhh... something
January 23, 200719 yr Is there such a thing as a worm casting couch? ..... enquiring minds need to know
January 23, 200719 yr Author my dads got a worm farm can that count? WOW!!!! Way cool!! Do you help him during roundup and do you sing the theme song from Rawhide and do you wear boots and leather chaps and carry a whip?...do you know how to use a whip?....do you whip those filthy worms and make them turn and writhe at your every whim?.........do you? Chownah
January 23, 200719 yr Why would you keep a worm fan? Do they produce a lot of milk? Hmm, tasty warm worm milk!!
January 23, 200719 yr WOW!!!! Way cool!! Do you help him during roundup and do you sing the theme song from Rawhide and do you wear boots and leather chaps and carry a whip?...do you know how to use a whip?....do you whip those filthy worms and make them turn and writhe at your every whim?.........do you? All of that & more
January 23, 200719 yr WOW!!!! Way cool!! Do you help him during roundup and do you sing the theme song from Rawhide and do you wear boots and leather chaps and carry a whip?...do you know how to use a whip?....do you whip those filthy worms and make them turn and writhe at your every whim?.........do you? All of that & more It'll be worm bondage next...... how do you put a worm in hand-cuffs?
January 24, 200719 yr Author WOW!!!! Way cool!! Do you help him during roundup and do you sing the theme song from Rawhide and do you wear boots and leather chaps and carry a whip?...do you know how to use a whip?....do you whip those filthy worms and make them turn and writhe at your every whim?.........do you? All of that & more Heaving bosoms?...nice large ones?
January 24, 200719 yr Worms are hermaphrodites .. they shag themselves PS I would choose manure ... you can grow rhubarb from manure so it must be better than worm <deleted>
January 24, 200719 yr Worms are hermaphrodites .. they shag themselves PS I would choose manure ... you can grow rhubarb from manure so it must be better than worm <deleted> Worms die in alchohol Dave,..So you and the fireman will never get worms.. But you know at the end of the day..<deleted> is <deleted> no matter how you look at it..
January 24, 200719 yr Oh. I thought this was the tips on meditation forum. I do have worms, too, but the pharmacist gave me some tablets. Is that what this discussion is about? I can give some advice on the tablets.
January 24, 200719 yr That is very true Rob ... poo is poo but some poo more acceptable than others I think I understand Dave a bit like Poo Hoo to You Too ??? Just 1 post off Double Bedlam...
January 24, 200719 yr Worms can get in anywhere, I know I have some. In what part of your anatomy might that be ???
January 24, 200719 yr Author Worms are hermaphrodites .. they shag themselves PS I would choose manure ... you can grow rhubarb from manure so it must be better than worm <deleted> You are correct Sir, earthworms are hermaphrodites....but....they don't shag themselves (unless they're sure that noone is looking)....they find a partner and then they give as good as they get...so to speak. Chownah
January 24, 200719 yr Worms are hermaphrodites .. they shag themselves PS I would choose manure ... you can grow rhubarb from manure so it must be better than worm <deleted> You are correct Sir, earthworms are hermaphrodites....but....they don't shag themselves (unless they're sure that noone is looking)....they find a partner and then they give as good as they get...so to speak. Chownah Now steady on Mr Farmer ... you're going to get the duck all in a feather quiver with erotic talk like that
January 24, 200719 yr Steady on Dave the Duck did get a little flusted,, But Ducks have a built in sex saftey device.. Its called Down, we have trouble getting up for down.. On the way to Nakon Nowhere I saw a Statue of an ancient Relly,,Cop this,,
January 24, 200719 yr Steady on Dave the Duck did get a little flusted,, But Ducks have a built in sex saftey device..Its called Down, we have trouble getting up for down.. On the way to Nakon Nowhere I saw a Statue of an ancient Relly,,Cop this,, Looks like your pecker's well and truly erect there duck so I would say you were well and truly flustered
January 24, 200719 yr Steady on Dave the Duck did get a little flusted,, But Ducks have a built in sex saftey device..Its called Down, we have trouble getting up for down.. On the way to Nakon Nowhere I saw a Statue of an ancient Relly,,Cop this,, Looks like your pecker's well and truly erect there duck so I would say you were well and truly flustered Just occured to me dave..Paddling about you gotta be careful when you fart as little ammounts of water sneak in.. But swimming at depths the pressure is much greater so does this mean your full of water or <deleted>???
January 24, 200719 yr Steady on Dave the Duck did get a little flusted,, But Ducks have a built in sex saftey device..Its called Down, we have trouble getting up for down.. On the way to Nakon Nowhere I saw a Statue of an ancient Relly,,Cop this,, Looks like your pecker's well and truly erect there duck so I would say you were well and truly flustered Just occured to me dave..Paddling about you gotta be careful when you fart as little ammounts of water sneak in.. But swimming at depths the pressure is much greater so does this mean your full of water or <deleted>??? That's an easy one Rob ... as long as the beer pressure inside is greater than the water pressure outside nothing can enter .. so an answer to your question .. I am full of beer and shit
January 24, 200719 yr Steady on Dave the Duck did get a little flusted,, But Ducks have a built in sex saftey device..Its called Down, we have trouble getting up for down.. On the way to Nakon Nowhere I saw a Statue of an ancient Relly,,Cop this,, Looks like your pecker's well and truly erect there duck so I would say you were well and truly flustered Just occured to me dave..Paddling about you gotta be careful when you fart as little ammounts of water sneak in.. But swimming at depths the pressure is much greater so does this mean your full of water or <deleted>??? That's an easy one Rob ... as long as the beer pressure inside is greater than the water pressure outside nothing can enter .. so an answer to your question .. I am full of beer and shit
January 24, 200719 yr Speaking of rhubarb, anyone know where you can buy beetroot ? Rhubarb,Rhubarb,Rhubarb mr Naughty I always said you can beat an Egg..
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