Small Town Rural Thailand

[tutsiwarrior]

Poor Tutsi - bit frustrating with so much temptation around. Perhaps you should hold up in the house until your wife returns?

Maybe he should put a bag of icecubes in his pants if he leaves the house.

LaoPo

I regularly buy ice cubes from de Big Store...the shop girls there giggle at me constantly an' there would be hysterics if I was to put dem down my shorts...'look, Mr tutsi is freezin' his weenie...'

[LaoPo]

Poor Tutsi - bit frustrating with so much temptation around. Perhaps you should hold up in the house until your wife returns?

Maybe he should put a bag of icecubes in his pants if he leaves the house.

LaoPo

I regularly buy ice cubes from de Big Store...the shop girls there giggle at me constantly an' there would be hysterics if I was to put dem down my shorts...'look, Mr tutsi is freezin' his weenie...'

Well, I see no other option for you than to stay home........and wait for the missus to come back.

LaoPo

[tutsiwarrior]

Poor Tutsi - bit frustrating with so much temptation around. Perhaps you should hold up in the house until your wife returns?

Maybe he should put a bag of icecubes in his pants if he leaves the house.

LaoPo

I regularly buy ice cubes from de Big Store...the shop girls there giggle at me constantly an' there would be hysterics if I was to put dem down my shorts...'look, Mr tutsi is freezin' his weenie...'

Well, I see no other option for you than to stay home........and wait for the missus to come back.

LaoPo

tutsi cranks up de A/C an' gets underneath de covers...de wife's cousin was over dis mornin' an' I noted that she has an obscene decal on her motorbike (two people fcukin')...I pointed to me an' to her an' to de decal in fun an' she colored an' went into repose...a mistake, she is a pretty girl an' now probly thinks that tutsi has the worst intentions...'tutsi...tutsi...are you there tutsi...'

lordy...lemme outta here...

[LaoPo]

tutsi cranks up de A/C an' gets underneath de covers...de wife's cousin was over dis mornin' an' I noted that she has an obscene decal on her motorbike (two people fcukin')...I pointed to me an' to her an' to de decal in fun an' she colored an' went into repose...a mistake, she is a pretty girl an' now probly thinks that tutsi has the worst intentions...'tutsi...tutsi...are you there tutsi...'

lordy...lemme outta here...

Dear Mr. Tutsi.....I thought English was the official language here on TV. Could you please write 'normal' English instead of this self-made kind of language ? ....

Thanks

LaoPo

[tutsiwarrior]

tutsi cranks up de A/C an' gets underneath de covers...de wife's cousin was over dis mornin' an' I noted that she has an obscene decal on her motorbike (two people fcukin')...I pointed to me an' to her an' to de decal in fun an' she colored an' went into repose...a mistake, she is a pretty girl an' now probly thinks that tutsi has the worst intentions...'tutsi...tutsi...are you there tutsi...'

lordy...lemme outta here...

Dear Mr. Tutsi.....I thought English was the official language here on TV. Could you please write 'normal' English instead of this self-made kind of language ? ....

Thanks

LaoPo

James Joyce made it up as he went along...why cannot tutsi???

(phillistine thug )

not to worry...tutsi may be back at work soon and his prose will then become businesslike and compelling....a diminished tutsiwarrior, awash inna sea ob booshwah mediocrity...

[lomatopo]

puff, puff, I'll lay that babe across onne de tables at Nan's food stall an' let her have it...puff, puff...Nan: ' tutsi!!! you can't do that here, at least take her home an' perform yer indescretions in private'...tutsi: 'I can't take it any longer!!!...how far an' how remote do I haveta go to mind my own business???'

tutsi wades across rice paddies with the police an' howling dogs in the near distance...

(now my 13 y.o. stepdaughter wid budding young breasts and a delectable ass is attempting to crawl into bed wid me an' de wife...what's a falang to do???)

run!!! tutsi, run!!!

Sexual tension usually describes the uneasy feeling prospective partners might have in the time before, and if consummated, after having sex. I confess I haven't read all your posts on this thread, and your unqiue writing style demands a lot from your readers, but I suspect what you are feeling is sexual frustration. You are, I think, describing many, many, many situations where you are having sexual fantasies, and some might say perversions (the scene you describe in your post, quoted here, smacks of forced sexual intercourse, aka rape), about the young women and girls you encounter in your daily life. Since you rightly do not act on these fantasies you become sexually frustrated. My guess is that the targets of your fantasies are not equally frustrated by not being able to have sex with you, hence no tension? Instead of running away maybe you could get a hobby, read a book or perform some civic duty in an effort to take your mind off sex? Your days in rural Thailand sound like they'd get boring after so many trips to buy beer, cigarettes, ice and hanging out at the food stall and big store?

I'd submit that describing one's step-daughter the way you have is extremely repellent.

I'm not sure of it's ironic or shameful, or both, that threads on Thai Visa on relatively innocuous topics like file sharing are quickly locked and deleted but threads that present morally quesitonable content like the sexual ramblings of foreigner, couched in the form of rural sociological observations, are allowed.

[peter991]

Tutsi: You got it soooo right: "rural small town Thailand never ceases to amaze... "

There's nothing I love better than arriving in Issan. My Thai partner's village is a small one - about 200 people - about 4km from the main road. Just 2 small general stores. I am the only farang in the village, when I visit.

I can totally relate to this thread. The 'eye candy' is amazing. Fortunately, I look but don't touch - although my partner says: 'Who you like?'

I can sum up by saying there's some real beauties (of both sexes) in Issan - who don't KNOW they are beautiful ... let's hope it stays that way a bit longer.

Peter

[LaoPo]

....awash inna sea ob booshwah mediocrity...

right !

LaoPo

[tutsiwarrior]

puff, puff, I'll lay that babe across onne de tables at Nan's food stall an' let her have it...puff, puff...Nan: ' tutsi!!! you can't do that here, at least take her home an' perform yer indescretions in private'...tutsi: 'I can't take it any longer!!!...how far an' how remote do I haveta go to mind my own business???'

tutsi wades across rice paddies with the police an' howling dogs in the near distance...

(now my 13 y.o. stepdaughter wid budding young breasts and a delectable ass is attempting to crawl into bed wid me an' de wife...what's a falang to do???)

run!!! tutsi, run!!!

Sexual tension usually describes the uneasy feeling prospective partners might have in the time before, and if consummated, after having sex. I confess I haven't read all your posts on this thread, and your unqiue writing style demands a lot from your readers, but I suspect what you are feeling is sexual frustration. You are, I think, describing many, many, many situations where you are having sexual fantasies, and some might say perversions (the scene you describe in your post, quoted here, smacks of forced sexual intercourse, aka rape), about the young women and girls you encounter in your daily life. Since you rightly do not act on these fantasies you become sexually frustrated. My guess is that the targets of your fantasies are not equally frustrated by not being able to have sex with you, hence no tension? Instead of running away maybe you could get a hobby, read a book or perform some civic duty in an effort to take your mind off sex? Your days in rural Thailand sound like they'd get boring after so many trips to buy beer, cigarettes, ice and hanging out at the food stall and big store?

I'd submit that describing one's step-daughter the way you have is extremely repellent.

I'm not sure of it's ironic or shameful, or both, that threads on Thai Visa on relatively innocuous topics like file sharing are quickly locked and deleted but threads that present morally quesitonable content like the sexual ramblings of foreigner, couched in the form of rural sociological observations, are allowed.

I love it...you dumb shit...get widde program, as in tongue in cheek...

mods, might as well shut this one down before there is a religeous crusade...

[farangsay]

puff, puff, I'll lay that babe across onne de tables at Nan's food stall an' let her have it...puff, puff...Nan: ' tutsi!!! you can't do that here, at least take her home an' perform yer indescretions in private'...tutsi: 'I can't take it any longer!!!...how far an' how remote do I haveta go to mind my own business???'

tutsi wades across rice paddies with the police an' howling dogs in the near distance...

(now my 13 y.o. stepdaughter wid budding young breasts and a delectable ass is attempting to crawl into bed wid me an' de wife...what's a falang to do???)

run!!! tutsi, run!!!

Sexual tension usually describes the uneasy feeling prospective partners might have in the time before, and if consummated, after having sex. I confess I haven't read all your posts on this thread, and your unqiue writing style demands a lot from your readers, but I suspect what you are feeling is sexual frustration. You are, I think, describing many, many, many situations where you are having sexual fantasies, and some might say perversions (the scene you describe in your post, quoted here, smacks of forced sexual intercourse, aka rape), about the young women and girls you encounter in your daily life. Since you rightly do not act on these fantasies you become sexually frustrated. My guess is that the targets of your fantasies are not equally frustrated by not being able to have sex with you, hence no tension? Instead of running away maybe you could get a hobby, read a book or perform some civic duty in an effort to take your mind off sex? Your days in rural Thailand sound like they'd get boring after so many trips to buy beer, cigarettes, ice and hanging out at the food stall and big store?

I'd submit that describing one's step-daughter the way you have is extremely repellent.

I'm not sure of it's ironic or shameful, or both, that threads on Thai Visa on relatively innocuous topics like file sharing are quickly locked and deleted but threads that present morally quesitonable content like the sexual ramblings of foreigner, couched in the form of rural sociological observations, are allowed.

I love it...you dumb shit...get widde program, as in tongue in cheek...

mods, might as well shut this one down before there is a religeous crusade...

:D :D

Please don't listen to him mods......

[lomatopo]

I was wondering what form of defense you might come up with to justify your questionable posts. I was thinking you'd use a variation of the "twinkie" and maybe claim temporary incapacitation due to alcohol. Or maybe claim that you were just joking, and that it was all a "wind-up". Or considering you were pretty much in an indefensible situation you could ignore the validity of my comments and attack me personally to take the focus off your posts, while asking the Mods to close the thread for reasons other than the ones which are applicable).

I'd say your posts violate any number of rules here as they are obscene, profane and sexually oriented. Calling me a "dumb sh*t" is hateful and constitutes a personal attack using swearing. I think some of your posts are obviously degrading towards Thai women.

Even "tongue-in-cheek" posts/comments should not be allowed when describing one's sexual fantasies and perversions. There are probably other more appropriate forums where you can express your feelings and frustrations.

I think your anger towards me is misdirected. I didn't write the rules for this forum.

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?act=boardrules

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[sbk]

what certainly seemed tongue in cheek to me as well has obviously been taken far too seriously.

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