I told Ducky he was a great duvet filler, flirted with DJT, desisted from commenting on pink elephant y-front sizes, blew silent kisses to Robski, Terry57 and Tutsi, and added Tywais to my friends list, because he is a super moderator and a girl should always have political connections. I think I did some other nice stuff, but so many posts, so little time.

Whats a 'Gorgon'

and added Tywais to my friends list, because he is a super moderator and a girl should always have political connections.

As Sun-tzu said, "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."

I have given ALL and Sundry the benifit of my Duckie Wisdom..

And invented my special new Pond Water Brew..

I have given ALL and Sundry the benifit of my Duckie Wisdom..

And invented my special new Pond Water Brew..

You need to get out more. You are actually starting to believe that you are a duck.

I have given ALL and Sundry the benifit of my Duckie Wisdom..

And invented my special new Pond Water Brew..

Ok I'm looking out for silent kisses, SBD? silent but deadly.

Codeword for cracking one off on the quiet, could apply to kisses from a Medusa too.

But Mr Duck are you trying to turn us all into Duckaholics, I've only jus rolled out of my scratcher, and your encouraging me to get on the Duckahol.

I know what those 'vitamins' are and I'm not drinking duck pooh , not 'till all the beer is finished.

Thaddeus! Pass my Chang.

Whats a 'Gorgon'

Hi, Nawti. This should probably be in one of the sesqui pages, but I'll put it down here as what have I done for Nawti today, if that's ok with you. This information is direct from my family's ancestral records and factual historical notes thereof.

Gorgon (noun) Stunningly beautiful and captivating woman. Etymology (Greek, not Latin): Based on three gorgeous Greek chicks (sisters) who made all the other chicks jealous. People who looked directly at the most beautiful one, Medusa, turned to stone by the sheer breath-taking beauty of her countenance. Medusa made another chick named Athena jealous when she slept with her fisherman boyfriend. Athena got one of her minions named Perseus to cut off my aunty's head (sabotage like that done to my sesqui page), thus giving Athena the false right to be prettiest woman before Angelie Jolie (she is 1/164th Gorgon).

Gorgon (Verb) To turn someone into stone or snake fodder (maybe better to be made into a pillar of stone than a pillar of salt). Common current bastardisation of the word is putting concrete boots on a person. ie, Gorgon that geek.

Gorgonly (Adverb) Stonily, beautifully, ominously, deadly. ie, Jet is as Gorgonly as her great, great, great, great. great aunty Medusa.

Antonym: Guppy

Do not believe any of the poppycock you read in modern disctionaries. These are the real meanings.

Sincerely,

Jet

Edit: Aunties' handwriting really sloppy, so missed captivating.

There was a stony silence ... I knew I shouldn't have peeked

There was a stony silence ... I knew I shouldn't have peeked

Please, don't stare at my avatar. I cannot be held accountable.

Thaddeus! Pass my Chang.

No problem mate, consider that my good deed for the day ........ it is 5 O'clock somewhere

Pass my Chang.

I could do that. But I must raise your amareness to the fact that real beer drinkers dont rate CHANG! Its PISH!

Pass my Chang.

I could do that. But I must raise your amareness to the fact that real beer drinkers dont rate CHANG! Its PISH!

Enlighten me please Jockstar, am I shandy <deleted>? What do 'real' beer drinkers drink?

Pass my Chang.

I could do that. But I must raise your amareness to the fact that real beer drinkers dont rate CHANG! Its PISH!

Enlighten me please Jockstar, am I shandy <deleted>? What do 'real' beer drinkers drink?

Not ######ing Chang. But if you live in LOS then you are really hindered to actually drinking decent beer.

If you can then try. Kloster. Its not a bad drop.

Pass my Chang.

I could do that. But I must raise your amareness to the fact that real beer drinkers dont rate CHANG! Its PISH!

Enlighten me please Jockstar, am I shandy <deleted>? What do 'real' beer drinkers drink?

Not ######ing Chang. But if you live in LOS then you are really hindered to actually drinking decent beer.

If you can then try. Kloster. Its not a bad drop.

Yeh I'm in LOS so Chang it is, the rest is just piss water, in fact we had some bottles of Singh over xmas that were actually water.

Thank god you can get Vodka cheap here....