Not that I give much of a <deleted>, but in the spirit of the latest 'I' fad here on bedlam I wonder if I can do anything to be a better member.

Therefore I would like to get some feedback from all you sunny beautiful people.

Am I positive enough? Do my posts reflect enough sunshine and hope, lifting the readers to greater heights of delusion?

Please don't be kind. I know you won't. This is a genuine effort from my side to fit in better.

Not that I give much of a <deleted>, but in the spirit of the latest 'I' fad here on bedlam I wonder if I can do anything to be a better member.

Therefore I would like to get some feedback from all you sunny beautiful people.

Am I positive enough? Do my posts reflect enough sunshine and hope, lifting the readers to greater heights of delusion?

Please don't be kind. I know you won't. This is a genuine effort from my side to fit in better.

If you fire a few beers my way Red eye I can put you on my friends list ....

What have you done for me today?

Not that I give much of a <deleted>, but in the spirit of the latest 'I' fad here on bedlam I wonder if I can do anything to be a better member.

Therefore I would like to get some feedback from all you sunny beautiful people.

Am I positive enough? Do my posts reflect enough sunshine and hope, lifting the readers to greater heights of delusion?

Please don't be kind. I know you won't. This is a genuine effort from my side to fit in better.

You're alright mate. Don't know about some of these new members though?

You are probably right, Jockstar. A bit too forward and pushy. How does one pay penance in Bedlam? Regret if I offended anyone. You are a wonderful poster, Red Eyes, and I look forward to your kind counsel. Just punch me if I get out of line. I just wanted to contribute to the mayhem and maybe got overexcited at the prospects.

You are probably right, Jockstar. A bit too forward and pushy. How does one pay penance in Bedlam? Regret if I offended anyone. You are a wonderful poster, Red Eyes, and I look forward to your kind counsel. Just punch me if I get out of line. I just wanted to contribute to the mayhem and maybe got overexcited at the prospects.

Maybe it's the ecstasy you speak of. There is/was no mayhem here on Bedlam. The pace is normally a quiet background hum of irrelevancy. Peaceful and brotherly/sisterly. Group hugs. Drooling at the corners of the mouth. A good head. Pace? What pace am I speaking about. The tone.

So far I am getting a warm, fuzzy glowing feeling here. Maybe I should turn on the aircon.

. Drooling at the corners of the mouth. A good head.

You think you are in cowboy again!!

You are probably right, Jockstar. A bit too forward and pushy. How does one pay penance in Bedlam? Regret if I offended anyone. You are a wonderful poster, Red Eyes, and I look forward to your kind counsel. Just punch me if I get out of line. I just wanted to contribute to the mayhem and maybe got overexcited at the prospects.

Maybe it's the ecstasy you speak of. There is/was no mayhem here on Bedlam. The pace is normally a quiet background hum of irrelevancy. Peaceful and brotherly/sisterly. Group hugs. Drooling at the corners of the mouth. A good head. Pace? What pace am I speaking about. The tone.

So far I am getting a warm, fuzzy glowing feeling here. Maybe I should turn on the aircon.

Holy sh**, get me outta here. It's not like Hotel California is it? Robski, what did you get me into!

Holy sh**, get me outta here.

Can't help . Sorry! Ask the mods to stop you coming in.

You are probably right, Jockstar. A bit too forward and pushy. How does one pay penance in Bedlam? Regret if I offended anyone. You are a wonderful poster, Red Eyes, and I look forward to your kind counsel. Just punch me if I get out of line. I just wanted to contribute to the mayhem and maybe got overexcited at the prospects.

Maybe it's the ecstasy you speak of. There is/was no mayhem here on Bedlam. The pace is normally a quiet background hum of irrelevancy. Peaceful and brotherly/sisterly. Group hugs. Drooling at the corners of the mouth. A good head. Pace? What pace am I speaking about. The tone.

So far I am getting a warm, fuzzy glowing feeling here. Maybe I should turn on the aircon.

.....or turn down your morphine drip.

Holy sh**, get me outta here.

Can't help . Sorry! Ask the mods to stop you coming in.

So I can do a self-banning like at the casinos? Do I dare? Would anyone care that I be sent back to general topics and western food and plants and pets? They hate me there, too. I better have a bottle of wine and meditate on this.

Can I borrow that morphine drip?

The following are just biased personal comments by a poster who's gained about 12 kilos in three years in Thailand.

Of course, exercise and diet are critical, as are certain medical conditions. Your body needs limited amounts of sugars, fats, proteins, etc. Beer, wine and liquor are just poison and calories.

I got down to 71 kg when I swam three hours every day, sweated a lot, and ate very little. My current lifestyle is almost opposite, though I do swim some, and we have exercise machines. I'm lazy. And I love to eat sweet food. My Thai partner honestly thinks that being overweight is healthy. I eat a boatload of fresh fruit every day, plus a big dinner, candy, bakeries, Western food.

A writer on this issue said, "The fat is in your head." He meant in our mental attitudes.

Thaddeus! Pass my Chang.

No problem mate, consider that my good deed for the day ........ it is 5 O'clock somewhere

Holy sh**, get me outta here.

Can't help . Sorry! Ask the mods to stop you coming in.

So I can do a self-banning like at the casinos? Do I dare? Would anyone care that I be sent back to general topics and western food and plants and pets? They hate me there, too. I better have a bottle of wine and meditate on this.

Can I borrow that morphine drip?

No ###### off. Get your own!

Here's my once-a-year post in Bedlam:

I don't get it.

Is it 'cause I'm not a Pommie or Aussie? Or crazy? Or sane?

And further:

Should one want to fit in? Would it help my C.V. (resume)? Or is it more socially acceptable to remain an outsider?

Here's my once-a-year post in Bedlam:

I don't get it.

Is it 'cause I'm not a Pommie or Aussia? Or crazy? Or sane?

No Top it's because you are a statue !

No ###### off. Get your own!

Should one want to fit in?

No! ###### them,. If they dont like you. Then they can go and throw <deleted> at the moon.!

Here's my once-a-year post in Bedlam:

I don't get it.

Is it 'cause I'm not a Pommie or Aussia? Or crazy? Or sane?

No Top it's because you are a statue !

Stiff? Unbending? Rigid? Dense head? How'd you know?

BTW, is Peace Blondie an inmate or a warden here?

Here's my once-a-year post in Bedlam:

I don't get it.

Is it 'cause I'm not a Pommie or Aussia? Or crazy? Or sane?

No Top it's because you are a statue !

Stiff? Unbending? Rigid? Dense head? How'd you know?

Your lover told me .....

Here's my once-a-year post in Bedlam:

I don't get it.

Is it 'cause I'm not a Pommie or Aussia? Or crazy? Or sane?

No Top it's because you are a statue !

Stiff? Unbending? Rigid? Dense head? How'd you know?

Your lover told me .....

Which one?

I think we're all up the creek without a paddle here. Start flingin' <deleted> at the moon!

How many warnings before you get tossed off TV?

Here's my once-a-year post in Bedlam:

I don't get it.

Is it 'cause I'm not a Pommie or Aussia? Or crazy? Or sane?

No Top it's because you are a statue !

Stiff? Unbending? Rigid? Dense head? How'd you know?

Your lover told me .....

Which one?

For your sake Toppy I hope it was the former and not the latter .... Please tell me that it wasn't Maggie

You hold the cards DJT. Which one told you?

I can slap around the former, but no match for the latter.

You hold the cards DJT. Which one told you?

I can slap around the former, but no match for the latter--plaster on the surface, but an iron core, as we all know.

and she's probably got a bigger wanger than both of us put together ...

You hold the cards DJT. Which one told you?

I can slap around the former, but no match for the latter--plaster on the surface, but an iron core, as we all know.

and she's probably got a bigger wanger than both of us put together ...

And once again I ask you....how'd you know?

You hold the cards DJT. Which one told you?

I can slap around the former, but no match for the latter--plaster on the surface, but an iron core, as we all know.

and she's probably got a bigger wanger than both of us put together ...

And once again I ask you....how'd you know?

Godzilla told me Toppy ... that's my story and I'm sticking to it

Oh no, no, no. I'm beyond that. Now I'm interested in verifcation of your wanger suspicions....

Your wanger or Maggies wanger Mr Top ...?

Either

Just don't force me to pan the cam down on that avatar.