Either

Just don't force me to pan the cam down on that avatar.

I wouldn't make you do that Toppy ... and by my calculations it wouldn't fit anyway ... would need more pixels .... I can see that you've got big hands Toppy and so has Maggie ... but hers are bigger than yours ... simple

You're merciless. But she's even more. You know how cold iron can be?

You're merciless. But she's even more. You know how cold iron can be?

Don't worry Tops we are all trailing in Maggies wanger wake myself included ... and as you can see from my avatar I don't even have any hands ...

You are probably right, Jockstar. A bit too forward and pushy. How does one pay penance in Bedlam? Regret if I offended anyone. You are a wonderful poster, Red Eyes, and I look forward to your kind counsel. Just punch me if I get out of line. I just wanted to contribute to the mayhem and maybe got overexcited at the prospects.

Maybe it's the ecstasy you speak of. There is/was no mayhem here on Bedlam. The pace is normally a quiet background hum of irrelevancy. Peaceful and brotherly/sisterly. Group hugs. Drooling at the corners of the mouth. A good head. Pace? What pace am I speaking about. The tone.

So far I am getting a warm, fuzzy glowing feeling here. Maybe I should turn on the aircon.

.....or turn down your morphine drip.

Hey, maybe that's something I didn't think of! Annit will save me money tooo.

. Drooling at the corners of the mouth. A good head.

You think you are in cowboy again!!

Like I'm not gay hey.

Holy sh**, get me outta here.

Can't help . Sorry! Ask the mods to stop you coming in.

So I can do a self-banning like at the casinos? Do I dare? Would anyone care that I be sent back to general topics and western food and plants and pets? They hate me there, too. I better have a bottle of wine and meditate on this.

Can I borrow that morphine drip?

Ahhh... great! Another poor soul in desperate need of serious help. Welcome. I think.

. Drooling at the corners of the mouth. A good head.

You think you are in cowboy again!!

Like I'm not gay hey.

Holy sh**, get me outta here.

Can't help . Sorry! Ask the mods to stop you coming in.

So I can do a self-banning like at the casinos? Do I dare? Would anyone care that I be sent back to general topics and western food and plants and pets? They hate me there, too. I better have a bottle of wine and meditate on this.

Can I borrow that morphine drip?

Ahhh... great! Another poor soul in desperate need of serious help. Welcome. I think.

Is there a ten (9?/11?)-step method for help or something?

Yes, there's a 4-step program I'ver heard about....

#1. Find electric power connection between utility pole and house.

#2. Sever it.

#3. Find phone line/server wire connection between utility pole and house.

#4. Repeat step #2.

Yes, there's a 4-step program I'ver heard about....

#1. Find electric power connection between utility pole and house.

#2. Sever it.

#3. Find phone line/server wire connection between utility pole and house.

#4. Repeat step #2.

Am I to be the conductor? If my boss doesn't sign me off soon, I will go to Bellevue.

It's not like Hotel California is it?

I take it you didn't read the warnings then, Jet, before you came in?

Once in , there is no way out, exactly like Hotel California, that is until you fall asleep and never wake up.

Good Luck

Moss

PS

There is a way out but only Phoebe knows how?

So I can do a self-banning

There was a funny thread not so long ago, that Tuky had to ban himself so he could get some work done, what he didn't realize was that he had to get another MOD to un-ban him

I bet that cost him a few beers.

You'll have to get voted in as a MOD Jet, but they vote amongst themselves for new MOD-Ship, you upset any of them?

Good Luck

Moss

BTW, is Peace Blondie an inmate or a warden here?

Ahh, I see, this answers my above post.

I guess you have a long wait before MOD-Ship Ms Gorgon, unless you can get rid of a few with some stony stares

It would appear we are both destined to remain in mortal form.

Good Luck

Moss

BTW

Look out for that Scouse fella, he is running out of Krong Thips which could make him extremely grouchy and handing out holidays for fun

Not that I give much of a <deleted>, but in the spirit of the latest 'I' fad here on bedlam I wonder if I can do anything to be a better member.

Therefore I would like to get some feedback from all you sunny beautiful people.

Am I positive enough? Do my posts reflect enough sunshine and hope, lifting the readers to greater heights of delusion?

Please don't be kind. I know you won't. This is a genuine effort from my side to fit in better.

Your posts are fine, and no, that dress doesn't make you look fat.

Ok, it seems that there is a need for a personal statement here in order to protect my suspect reputation.

I aint gay, i aint a crossdresser, i aint fat, i aint homophobic, i aint stable.

geddit?

I aint a pommy bastard, I aint a haggis-munching fairy, I aint ozzie, septic, kraut, icelandic. Or old.

Sorry bebop. I won't be your slut.

Is this not a beautiful Sunday morn'? The birds are twittering, the cockrells crowing. Peace and goodwill is spreading like a nauseating slime across the earth.

Thank you oh great Power That Be, for giving me this life to savour.

Ok, it seems that there is a need for a personal statement here in order to protect my suspect reputation.

I aint gay, i aint a crossdresser, i aint fat, i aint homophobic, i aint stable.

geddit?

I aint a pommy bastard, I aint a haggis-munching fairy, I aint ozzie, septic, kraut, icelandic. Or old.

Sorry bebop. I won't be your slut.

Everyone is someone else's b1tch.

Not that I give much of a <deleted>, but in the spirit of the latest 'I' fad here on bedlam I wonder if I can do anything to be a better member.

Therefore I would like to get some feedback from all you sunny beautiful people.

Am I positive enough? Do my posts reflect enough sunshine and hope, lifting the readers to greater heights of delusion?

Please don't be kind. I know you won't. This is a genuine effort from my side to fit in better.

*cough* I know I speak for everyone here *cough* *cough* when I say that piccys of some of the dishes served at your wife's establishment would be greatly received by one and all. And just to be clear, food served on dishes. I'm just thinking of everyone here. Nothing selfish on my part.

Not that I give much of a <deleted>, but in the spirit of the latest 'I' fad here on bedlam I wonder if I can do anything to be a better member.

Therefore I would like to get some feedback from all you sunny beautiful people.

Am I positive enough? Do my posts reflect enough sunshine and hope, lifting the readers to greater heights of delusion?

Please don't be kind. I know you won't. This is a genuine effort from my side to fit in better.

*cough* I know I speak for everyone here *cough* *cough* when I say that piccys of some of the dishes served at your wife's establishment would be greatly received by one and all. And just to be clear, food served on dishes. I'm just thinking of everyone here. Nothing selfish on my part.

Maybe in a less lucid moment I will unnerstand. Yea, I will try that.

Red Eyes, quit pouting and pulling the "nobody loves me" crapola or I'll give you a good spanking. And, NO, I don't want to see stupid picture's of your lovely wife's food. This is just a crybaby thread, and I'm putting it on my crash, BBQ and destroy list.

Here's my once-a-year post in Bedlam:

I don't get it.

Is it 'cause I'm not a Pommie or Aussia? Or crazy? Or sane?

No Top it's because you are a statue !

:D

Do I Fit in?

if it doesn't fit, force it!

Square pegs, round holes

Not that I give much of a <deleted>, but in the spirit of the latest 'I' fad here on bedlam I wonder if I can do anything to be a better member.

Therefore I would like to get some feedback from all you sunny beautiful people.

Am I positive enough? Do my posts reflect enough sunshine and hope, lifting the readers to greater heights of delusion?

Please don't be kind. I know you won't. This is a genuine effort from my side to fit in better.

*cough* I know I speak for everyone here *cough* *cough* when I say that piccys of some of the dishes served at your wife's establishment would be greatly received by one and all. And just to be clear, food served on dishes. I'm just thinking of everyone here. Nothing selfish on my part.

Maybe in a less lucid moment I will unnerstand. Yea, I will try that.

I've always had an interest in the other aspect we appreciate about women: "Can she Cook?" I thought if you wanted to post a few pics of the dishes served at your wife's restaurant you'd certainly score points with me.

I've always had an interest in the other aspect we appreciate about women: "Can she Cook?" I thought if you wanted to post a few pics of the dishes served at your wife's restaurant you'd certainly score points with me.

No fart-tuning way, Aughie. First these losers start posting pics of their lovely wives' food and then they start sneaking in the baby snaps. And then it will be marathon runs of "How I Spent My Summer Vacation in the Backyard with my Grandchildren". No guppy-pooing way.

I've always had an interest in the other aspect we appreciate about women: "Can she Cook?" I thought if you wanted to post a few pics of the dishes served at your wife's restaurant you'd certainly score points with me.

No fart-tuning way, Aughie. First these losers start posting pics of their lovely wives' food and then they start sneaking in the baby snaps. And then it will be marathon runs of "How I Spent My Summer Vacation in the Backyard with my Grandchildren". No guppy-pooing way.

BTW photo from my "Backyard"

and then someone else’s "Backyard"a mate of mine

Yes way, I say.

Every picture tells a story and somtam even a thousand words or more.

Happy shooting all of you.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Actually, Kan, those are lovely snaps.