Going to attempt to start a new life in SE Asia, any Advice/Tips ?

[sanemax]

1 minute ago, Bonobojt said:

actually why don't you tell me how all my money will go in 60 days, clearly you must of calculated it all before you made that comment so please give me the details on how my money will run out in 60 days?

You will go out somewhere , just for one beer .

Three weeks later , you will be lying in the gutter , still wearing the same clothes , lost passport , no money left and you will launch a gofundme scheme to try to get a ticket back home again 

[StreetCowboy]

6 hours ago, tryasimight said:

That's the first sixty days taken care of..... 

 

You said you want to start a new life in SEA.... 

what are your plans for day 61 onwards.?

I’m guessing he’s not planning on lasting that long.  With his medical issues, and his tendency to keep quiet about problems until too late, I’m reckoning ‘hacked to death by a pimp / drug dealer’ before true alcoholic poverty and squalor get to him.  If I was a gambler, I’d open a book on it

[Bonobojt]

43 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

I’m guessing he’s not planning on lasting that long.  With his medical issues, and his tendency to keep quiet about problems until too late, I’m reckoning ‘hacked to death by a pimp / drug dealer’ before true alcoholic poverty and squalor get to him.  If I was a gambler, I’d open a book on it

ok fine, if I went to Thailand with full intentions of committing suicide and I wanted to live life to the fullest each day i.e stay in a hotel room each night, go to bars etc  then yes 30 to 60 days, maybe 90 if I'm lucky.

 

but if I went to travel and find work and then the possibilities are endless.  

[StreetCowboy]

29 minutes ago, Bonobojt said:

ok fine, if I went to Thailand with full intentions of committing suicide and I wanted to live life to the fullest each day i.e stay in a hotel room each night, go to bars etc  then yes 30 to 60 days, maybe 90 if I'm lucky.

 

but if I went to travel and find work and then the possibilities are endless.  

I trust the bookmakers more than the jockeys

[smokie36]

5 hours ago, Bonobojt said:

ok fine, if I went to Thailand with full intentions of committing suicide and I wanted to live life to the fullest each day i.e stay in a hotel room each night, go to bars etc  then yes 30 to 60 days, maybe 90 if I'm lucky.

 

but if I went to travel and find work and then the possibilities are endless.  

 

Just one 7/11 hot dog would leave me considering a leap off of the balcony.

 

If you're a MaccyD lover however you might last a while.

[smokie36]

4 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

I trust the bookmakers more than the jockeys

 

Oh come on SC give the laddie a job cleaning your pumps!

[Zikomat]

Strangers are consumed first.

[poanoi]

i would secure the nembutal before i pissed away the money on thailand,

i would also secure an indefinite income before coming here.

until then, the best option is to buy a condo where you live to cut expenses

 

[Bonobojt]

1 hour ago, poanoi said:

i would secure the nembutal before i pissed away the money on thailand,

i would also secure an indefinite income before coming here.

until then, the best option is to buy a condo where you live to cut expenses

 

are you Suicidal Poanoi ? you seem to have a lot of interest in Nembutal and keep mentioning it

[poanoi]

5 minutes ago, Bonobojt said:

are you Suicidal Poanoi ? you seem to have a lot of interest in Nembutal and keep mentioning it

yes, i will end this shit the day after i get my hands on 20 gram nembutal

[Dick Crank]

On June 3, 2018 at 12:25 AM, geriatrickid said:

I can see why you worked as a kitchen porter.

 

Now, I certainly appreciate that the sky is the limit and that young people can do anything, but unless you have some job skills that  they need in SE Asia, or lots of money ( e.g. 1 million pounds +) your prospects are limited, very limited.

Limited to what most people here enjoy...

Edited June 10, 2018 by Dick Crank

[Bonobojt]

1 hour ago, poanoi said:

yes, i will end this shit the day after i get my hands on 20 gram nembutal

why not try another method ? nembutal is impossible to buy these days I think

[poanoi]

1 hour ago, Bonobojt said:

why not try another method ? nembutal is impossible to buy these days I think

i think it will turn around, i think with time

death by nembutal will be a right in most countries.

animals arent the only creatures we can show mercy to

[Bonobojt]

2 hours ago, poanoi said:

i think it will turn around, i think with time

death by nembutal will be a right in most countries.

animals arent the only creatures we can show mercy to

ok, why you wanna die ? 

[simon43]

Please Mods can you put this thread out of its misery....... or at least move it to the Pub.

[poanoi]

21 minutes ago, Bonobojt said:

ok, why you wanna die ? 

i dont feel like being old, i never intended to become 40 in the first instance,

now i'm 50 and still not dead ?! the nerve !

to add injury to insult i also have pain most of the time,

pain can be kept at bay by staying in bed at all times,

but it got old looking at the roof

[The manic]

Japan as an escort for men and women NO sex involved unless you want. TEFL teaching on Thailand, Vietnam, China, Cambodia but find a school that trains you to get an intentionally recognised qualification.

[Bonobojt]

3 hours ago, poanoi said:

i dont feel like being old, i never intended to become 40 in the first instance,

now i'm 50 and still not dead ?! the nerve !

to add injury to insult i also have pain most of the time,

pain can be kept at bay by staying in bed at all times,

but it got old looking at the roof

I personally don't think I could wait around for years being depressed and miserable hoping Nembutal becomes available for suicidal people, I'm giving myself 3 options, jump off the balcony, Charcoal poisoning or hanging. I want to do it in Thailand, enjoy some thai heat, thai food and thai ass before I go. 

 

I also have health issues, it really does suck, life isn't worth living. Seeing all these healthy happy people enjoying their lives adds salt to injury.

 

as the saying goes..   'without your health, you have nothing'

[Bonobojt]

54 minutes ago, The manic said:

Japan as an escort for men and women NO sex involved unless you want. TEFL teaching on Thailand, Vietnam, China, Cambodia but find a school that trains you to get an intentionally recognised qualification.

I don't think they would accept a mood swinging sometimes depressed quiet guy with poor posture approaching 30.. maybe back in the day when I was 18, happy and good straight posture, I would have a successful escort career in Japan.  

 

I see myself more likely standing on beach road in sleazy Pattaya, selling my depressed worthless ass to some old fat guy from the Middle East, its called self sabotaging, when your miserable and your life is shit, you want to make it more shit because you just don't care anymore.

[thaibeachlovers]

On ‎6‎/‎9‎/‎2018 at 2:32 PM, Bonobojt said:

sorry for the suicidal negative posts on here I'm just having issues with my pelvic issue, can't really empty my bladder fully, so I pee but after I feel some left but i can't get it out so I have to try and squeeze out the urine..annoying as hell, only worse at bed time when need to sleep.

 

think I figured it out..sneezing, hayfever making me sneeze a lot, when I sneeze my messed up tight pelvic muscles contract or tighten up even more, maybe some inflammation occurs and I think that's causing the urine issue therefore giving me suicidal thoughts. Normally I'm in Thailand in the summer and I don't have any hayfever symptoms in Thailand, so I didn't see this kind of issue happening.

 

for the people saying I need to fix this before I go to Thailand for work, I don't think I can go through with that again, tried it before and it didn't help, ok yeah I go see a different kind of specialist but it will take months and months, maybe a year to get a diagnose, and only 2 options will occur, surgery or physio because I know its a mechanical issue with the pelvic bones being at of place after the Bicycle fall impact on my left hip and low back.

 

if there's no cure for sciatica then I doubt they can cure me, its a dog eat dog world as they say, some people have bad luck, get health problems, that's life, it's a cruel world.

 

I also have Tinnitus and poor posture (hunch back, forward head posture) due to being hunched over a sink for 7 + years washing pots, which adds to my 'my life sucks' attitude. 

 

the only way I think I could live a happy life is in Thailand or Vietnam or something,  for some reason my pelvic issues ease off slightly when I'm in Thailand, maybe because of diet or something ? I can easily get a beautiful girlfriend and that would make me happy too (never had a girlfriend before).

 

but I do also have some mental health issues which may be obvious to tell on this forum, so that might get in the way of me making sensible smart decisions for myself and my life. 

 

You definitely DO NOT want to move to Thailand then. It's not a country for disabled people, but I thought you said you'd been here already, so you'd know that.

[thaibeachlovers]

On ‎6‎/‎9‎/‎2018 at 4:00 PM, Bonobojt said:

yes really, £30 for London to Copenhagen, and £170 for Copenhagen to Bangkok,  its not direct so thats why its cheap, its with Norwegian Air, by 'and meal' I mean I had to buy my meals on board on the plane....

 

and I've always gone to Thailand with a one way ticket, never had an issue, just goes to show what you know... 

Without a visa, airline won't let me on without an onward flight, as it's their responsibility if immigration won't grant entry for that.

[StreetCowboy]

On 6/11/2018 at 5:04 AM, poanoi said:

yes, i will end this shit the day after i get my hands on 20 gram nembutal

What will you do on the evening of the day you get it?

[StreetCowboy]

On 6/12/2018 at 2:41 AM, thaibeachlovers said:

You definitely DO NOT want to move to Thailand then. It's not a country for disabled people, but I thought you said you'd been here already, so you'd know that.

I think he’d be better finding a country with more bridges; accommodation is important.

[StreetCowboy]

On 6/11/2018 at 2:34 PM, Bonobojt said:

I personally don't think I could wait around for years being depressed and miserable hoping Nembutal becomes available for suicidal people, I'm giving myself 3 options, jump off the balcony, Charcoal poisoning or hanging. I want to do it in Thailand, enjoy some thai heat, thai food and thai ass before I go. 

 

I also have health issues, it really does suck, life isn't worth living. Seeing all these healthy happy people enjoying their lives adds salt to injury.

 

as the saying goes..   'without your health, you have nothing'

Charcoal poisoning; painless, you fall asleep first, no moment of screaming change-of-mind, and easy to clean up afterwards.  Make sure you burn the charcoal in a sturdy and fireproof container; the last thing you want is to be rescued from a burning building.  Not what your neighbours want, either

[jenny2017]

On 6/11/2018 at 12:40 PM, The manic said:

Japan as an escort for men and women NO sex involved unless you want. TEFL teaching on Thailand, Vietnam, China, Cambodia but find a school that trains you to get an intentionally recognised qualification.

Thailand wants to learn  English? That's new to me. 

 

Most schools are only looking for unfinished paintings, right? 

Edited June 13, 2018 by jenny2017

[Bonobojt]

4 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

Charcoal poisoning; painless, you fall asleep first, no moment of screaming change-of-mind, and easy to clean up afterwards.  Make sure you burn the charcoal in a sturdy and fireproof container; the last thing you want is to be rescued from a burning building.  Not what your neighbours want, either

I watched a YouTube video about it, apparently you get a serve headache so I wouldn't say its painless or a nice way out, I'll feel like crap before I lose Consciousness.

 

I think it goes like this.. feeling fatigue, headache to severe fatigue, severe headache, severe convulsions, loss of consciousness, death.     

[Megasin1]

Maybe someone has already posted this, I'm just being lazy but my daughter recently obtained an Australian working visa and she needed to show £3k in the bank, so don't get blowing all your lolly just yet.

[jenny2017]

4 minutes ago, Bonobojt said:

I watched a YouTube video about it, apparently you get a serve headache so I wouldn't say its painless or a nice way out, I'll feel like crap before I lose Consciousness.

 

I think it goes like this.. feeling fatigue, headache to severe fatigue, severe headache, severe convulsions, loss of consciousness, death.     

I rent balconies in Jomtien for 1 hour. 

[Bonobojt]

2 minutes ago, Megasin1 said:

Maybe someone has already posted this, I'm just being lazy but my daughter recently obtained an Australian working visa and she needed to show £3k in the bank, so don't get blowing all your lolly just yet.

yes I'm aware of that, I've got around £4k so should be ok if I decide to go to Australia from Thailand

[jenny2017]

On 6/12/2018 at 1:46 AM, thaibeachlovers said:

Without a visa, airline won't let me on without an onward flight, as it's their responsibility if immigration won't grant entry for that.

And I thought he came on a banana boat.