Inspired by Jet's favourite things thread, I thought I'd start a pet hates thread. Don't get heavy, we could all say world hunger etc. Just things that we find mildly annoying. Here Goes...

In Tescos earlier today I couldn't find a parking space, why? So many people park across two spaces. Yeah, selfish parking. Mid lane hogers on the motorway, a big problem in the UK. People who answer their mobile phones in the Gym with 'I'm in the Gym working out'. Could they not leave it in their locker for an hour or so?

That's enough for now as these all happened today. I'm sure I'll be back!

Vunderbar, Puttytat.

I hate people who abuse other people and/or animals, physical violence, monsoon mould, when my cooker gas runs out and I cannot find the nice man who brings a new one round on his bike, tardy people, gum under table tops, Bedlamites who are mean.

Birds in cages. Amazing that in this day and age people cannot stop to think for a second what it must feel like. What hope for the human race if such a simple thing cannot be grasped and cared about.

Next post I'll get heavy.

In rapidly ascending order , intolerant people , boring

people who keep expounding their opinions despite

having been given every signal to desist bar a straight

"shut the <deleted> up" and motorcycle taxis who roar through

the narrow gap between the bus and the pavement when

I am descending from said bus. Actually the last is a bit

grave because as I tend to extrapolate possibilities I

know that sooner or later one of them is going to get

me and I will either be too severely injured to stand

or if not I will kill the little b*stard. This would be a

problem because I don't know how to say "but he

started it" in Thai if the polis are called.

Next post I expect to be the same weight I am now.

I hate everything...(tutsi, hungover an' pisses into the gutter an' don't cares who sees him...total disrespect for everyone an' everything...)

but, if ye mess wid me family or me dogs I'll kill yuh...

Birds in cages. Amazing that in this day and age people cannot stop to think for a second what it must feel like. What hope for the human race if such a simple thing cannot be grasped and cared about.

Next post I'll get heavy.

Nooo, don't get heavy!

My wife leaving messages on the answer machine for months.

Toilet paper haning down the back rather than the front of the TP holder.

People piling food on their plate and not eating it.

Same goes for drink! (perhaps even more so) I hate cleaning up after guests and throwing out full glasses of wine!

Rant over...

American drivers

American driving suvs

American driving suvs with cell phones

American women driving suvs/mini-vans with cell phones

American women driving suvs/mini-vans with cell phones in the snow

Winter.

Germain Greer

Not being able to <deleted> sleep

.....and pigeons

.....and pigeons

these ?

LaoPo

The way my wife waits to answer the land line phone, only on mid ring as she thinks it needs to be done like that or the phone wont work .

People pushing in front at the, Check outs, Atms, 7/11.

Just out and out bad manners.

Thais asking you to respect something, when they have no concept of what the word means.

Crap british food.

New Visa rules.

Have a nice day.

People who wont let me have "The Last Word"..

People who are oblivious to the world around them (stand at the bottom of escalators, etc).

People who aren't smart enough to know they are idiots.

Tenative, timid drivers.

People who panic.

Men who stop evolving at age 13.

Drama queens and attention seekers (male or female)

People who are oblivious to the world around them (stand at the bottom of escalators, etc).

People who aren't smart enough to know they are idiots.

Tenative, timid drivers.

People who panic.

Men who stop evolving at age 13.

Drama queens and attention seekers (male or female)

Did you mean me, Dear?

Drama queens and attention seekers (male or female)

Did you mean me, Dear?

No, but you really need to try a different shampoo.

I personally cannot stand the sight of a full bottle of Heineken, and will go to great lengths in an attempt to modify its appearance.

Bamboo... (used in food) :D

totster

"Falang can eat spicy?"

I cringe every time I'm asked that.

No, but you really need to try a different shampoo.

Ya, I used that famous fruitoc something and looked what happened to my herme tresses. I'm going back to the beer rinses.

Not being able to <deleted> sleep

Really hate that. Especially when you have to work the next day.

Pet hate for me? Bosses who think they know it all. But actually no ###### all.

"Falang can eat spicy?"

I cringe every time I'm asked that.

I hate that too. OF COURSE I LIKE SPICY! THats why i ######ing ordered it!!

Diarrhea, cha cha cha.

Diarrhea, cha cha cha.

And spicy diarrhea at that...

totster

I dislike vomiting ... especially vomiting Indian food

I dislike vomiting ... especially vomiting Indian food

And it always has carrot in it even if you never ate carrot..

Just where is that Wabbit !!!!

The nearly country-wide lack of a comfortable barstool.

The nearly country-wide lack of a comfortable barstool.

I think the problem lies with your 'arse' fatman ... lose a couple of kgs here and you will find comfort in even the scabbiest barstool

I don't like 'mornings.'

the thing that really gets me fired up is if some bar serves me up a warm beer.