Drunk Ratchaburi Man Wakes Up Without Penis

[BigC]

6 minutes ago, dotpoom said:

Not strange....that's the way they term it ....Lady chops off penis and feeds it to the ducks.

Not strange at all. It’s conpletely normal to have your penis chopped off and fed to the ducks. Everyone knows that !

[BigC]

There’s allot of lady boys choppingn their penises off maybe can borrow off a lady boy ?

[mikeSilom]

Ah ha!  A new niche for my 3D printing business!

[killala]

Thai surgeons most adept at reattaching the male appendage, it would seem a very common occurrence here and more often than not the ducks are the preferred method of disposal, another quite brutal way is that the scorned woman will slice it off and put it in the blender ( middle class obviously) ??

[natway09]

You must have heard the term "I will feed it to the ducks"   ,,,,,,,, No ?

[wvavin]

At least he had made himself useless by feeding the duck with his asset.

[HerbalEd]

How can you tell if a Thai woman really loves you? She packs your severed penis in ice and takes you to the emergency room. Otherwise, she feeds it to the ducks.

 

And ....

 

What did Jeffrey Dohmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? "Are you going to eat that"?

[darksidedog]

How the hell can a man lose his penis? Aren't there supposed to be a pair of nuts holding it in place?

[swanny321]

  Waitress I ordered Peking Duck, not peeking dick!

[toofarnorth]

I might of got up in the morning and said " Have you seen the car keys Honey  ? "   But never   " Have you seen my Dick anywhere I'm sure I put it in the usual place last night "

[Kinnock]

Makes a change from the more common story about a man waking up after a drunken night out to find an extra penis in his bed.

[anto]

They can turn the stump into a Pussy .Its not hopeless .

[Dogmatix]

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

He must have been really blotto to not feel his penis being cut off.

 

It sounds like he might have beaten unconscious before the amputation. It is an unusual and horrible story. Normally the penis is amputated from a drunk husband by a jealous wife in a fit of jealousy.  In this case the perpetrator seems to have been a man. Perhaps the victim had been having sexual relations with the perpetrator's girl friend or it was a gay triangle. Since there is never any follow up to news stories in Thailand, we will never find out.  

[Stevemercer]

Reminds me of the song 'Detachable Penis'. That story ends well because the bloke finds his missing penis at a flea market and is able to buy it back.

 

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=detachable+penis

[falangjim]

4 hours ago, Darcula said:

 

Small penis at large?

 

Get a private dick on the case!

[TonyClifton]

Seems a bit too much of cutting off one's nose to spite their face.

[Ripvanwinkle]

4 hours ago, ChrisY1 said:

Ducks love dicks.....so I'm told!

 

I know, I know.

Here is proof.

Especially dogs, they can be just the right height, easy to get at.

[catman20]

1 hour ago, dotpoom said:

You're correct of course....regardless how long a person has been in Thailand.

it has everything to do how long you have been here cos CC thought the picture on the post with ducks was a strange picture. when you have lived here a while you would understand why there was a picture of the ducks. CC never got it .

[Jonah Tenner]

3 hours ago, from the home of CC said:

Been here 15 years now and the wife did tell me when we first got married what happens to guys who screw around on their spouses. I slept with one eye open for the first three years lol, but we never discussed what happened to the offending appendage. Thanks for the heads up guys but I still will never eat duck again.

Answer to your aversion for local ducks, buy imported...

[soalbundy]

maybe it was bitten off, what a night that was, you should see the state the woman was in.

[essox essox]

of course they did they were hungry.....why do you think they are in the photo??

 

[The Deerhunter]

2 hours ago, dutchbull said:

My wife wakes up every morning without a penis..she is used to iT now

That is weird.  And she may well have had one just the night before, too.

[TKDfella]

3 hours ago, aehn said:

Never understood the need to make funny jokes about someone being dismembered

 

If it was a man who dismembered a female, would you feel the same need for a joke? 

Indeed, some people here have decided to ignore the fact that a crime has been committed (though I doubt the police would be too concerned).

[atyclb]

5 hours ago, sirineou said:

 I Hate when that happens to me!

 

 

cut down on the alcohol so at least you will realize if it was already missing from previously 

[Tracyb]

I HATE it when that happens!

[balo]

He could become a real lady now if he wants to , good for him/her. 

 

[Lucky mike]

Duck a la dick ?

[peterb17]

6 hours ago, Lacessit said:

He must have been really blotto to not feel his penis being cut off.

It’s weird - I would agree - how much do you have to drink ? It’s a reasonably sensitive part of the body . 

 

Oh well never mind - a new career beckons. 

[GaryAdriaenssens]

6 hours ago, sirineou said:

 I Hate when that happens to me!

 

Keep us posted!! ?

[DieterWiehe]

7 hours ago, zaphod reborn said:

The Thai tradition is that the wife severs the penis and throws it under the house, where ducks will eat it.

The modern Version is that the put it in the Blender for a second or 2