Worst Joke Ever 2024

[sanuk711]

 

I'd rather not dwell on the details, just tell the paramedics

I've become 'entangled' in a domestic appliance

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[AhFarangJa]

On 8/1/2022 at 9:17 AM, WorriedNoodle said:

Reminds me of an oldie. 

There was a bricklayer building a house in the countryside. Every morning a well dressed man would lean against the gate, watching him for hours. Eventually the brickie had enough, and one morning he went over to the well dressed man. He asked "listen mate, why do you stand and watch me work for hours every day?". The man replied that he was interested to see the man using a string line, and spirit level to get the bricks even. He said he was a nuclear scientist, and had to work to a tolerance of one millionth of a millimetre. The brickie replied "well, you'd be no good at this then mate, 'cause we've got to be bloody spot on".

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2 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

OK --I know now, but when I asked the cryptic answer I got back was just......Pic

Apparently, It was big in the 90s according to Wiki--

 

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Apparently, they were a popular type of ecstasy tablet in the UK back in the 90s.

 

Edit:

 

And Australia too it seems.

 

The Rise and Fall of 'Red Mitsubishis': the Pill That Terrified Australia (vice.com)

Edited August 2, 2022 by ballpoint

[DezLez]

2 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

 

I'd rather not dwell on the details, just tell the paramedics

I've become 'entangled' in a domestic appliance

Ugh! 

I bet that sucks as an adult entertainment experience!

I don't think we should ho0ver around to see the climax!

Edited August 2, 2022 by DezLez

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[DezLez]

4 hours ago, roo860 said:

Without trying draw a veil over her explosive activities I do not want  to deflate her ego in case  she decides to keep banging on about blowing away her inflated imaginary self esteem!

 

PS;  It gives the phrase "a bl0w job", with regard to an Arab woman, a totally new meaning!

 

PPS; She might come back and haunt you!

(in little bits at a time)

Edited August 2, 2022 by DezLez

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[peterfranks]

How times change.

 

Where is the time that you weren't allowed entrance to a bank or 7/11 if you wore a mask.

 

These days you aren't allowed if you don't wear a mask.

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