Worst Joke Ever 2024

[still kicking]

1 hour ago, ravip said:

 

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law..."

Funny they don't have Kangaroos in Thailand

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[Crossy]

[ravip]

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[chickenslegs]

Yellow was his best friend ...

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I bought myself a new drill with a hammer action button.

When I read the instruction leaflet it said “You can’t touch this”.

[ravip]

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[ballpoint]

From tomorrow, Aldi will be selling 30ft snooker tables for only £5.

You need to get there early as the queues will be massive.

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I have a new girlfriend who works at a factory making wheelie bins.
Not sure what day to take her out?

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Just for fun I painted the wife with cheese last week.

First I put on the undercoat, and then double glossed her.

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At the moment my garden’s like the wild west.

It’s only got one flower - the lone hydrangea.

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My new girlfriend's got a horse fetish.
I'll be going to see her in a bit.

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With all the hot weather in the UK, I feel sorry for the staff at Gregg's.

They must be baking in there.

[ravip]

Two jumper cables walk into a bar.
One of them says “We’d like a couple of beers, please.”
The bartender says “Okay, but don’t start anything.”

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Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
 

[MJCM]

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[DezLez]

5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

My new girlfriend's got a horse fetish.
I'll be going to see her in a bit.

Try not to get saddled with her but enjoy whatever spurs you on!

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