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I tried to sell my Thomas the Tank Engine train set at an antiques shop today.

"You would have got more for it if the fat controller wasn't missing", said the assistant.

"Yeah, you're probably right." I replied. "She's good at haggling."

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Durex regrets to inform you that, due to a quality control error on our part, your birth was an accident.

Please report to your nearest Durex facility immediately to be put down.

We regret any inconvenience caused.

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