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On 12/24/2022 at 10:21 AM, ballpoint said:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body,

but rather to skid in sideways - beer in one hand, chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!

It's all about timing. ????

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Just done my good deed for today, this morning at the Aldi check out I was behind an old lady in the queue, her bill came to £52 but she only had just under £50, she didn't want me to help her but I insisted and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves...

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It was Christmas eve in the harem

 

The eunuchs were stood round the walls

 

When asked what they wanted for Christmas

 

The eunuchs all shouted 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Horlicks.

 

Cos it gets cold at night.

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