Worst Joke Ever 2024

[Crossy]

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to grandmother’s house when all of a sudden, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of bushes.

 

“What do you want?” cried Red Riding Hood.

 

“I’m gonna shag you!” howled the Big Bad Wolf.

 

Pulling a pistol from her picnic basket, Little Red Riding Hood exclaims “Oh, no! You’re gonna eat me, just like the book says.”

[KannikaP]

[VBF]

10 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Shouldn't have named him Oliver.

You're just Twisted....Bumbling along, Artfully Dodging the Fagin' truth 🙄

What the Dickens were you thinking?

Edited January 9 by VBF

[still kicking]

[chickenslegs]

1 hour ago, VBF said:

You're just Twisted....Bumbling along, Artfully Dodging the Fagin' truth 🙄

What the Dickens were you thinking?

Bull's-eye!

[still kicking]

Take notice 

 

[owl sees all]

22 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Exceptionally Early, Every Evening, Eighty Eight Enormous Elephants Enthusiastically Eat Everyone Else's Easter Eggs.

Edited January 10 by owl sees all
inserted a word starting out an E word

[Crossy]

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[VocalNeal]

8 hours ago, still kicking said:

Take notice 

 

 

Sees Australia and laughs.

 

[VocalNeal]

56 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

 

Right turn. Clyde

[Zyxel]

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then

they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to

eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and

told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders

and then exchanged sandwiches.

[ravip]

 

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[ballpoint]

12 hours ago, VBF said:

You're just Twisted....Bumbling along, Artfully Dodging the Fagin' truth 🙄

What the Dickens were you thinking?

Oh.  I had great expectations for that joke.