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By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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I always thought Starbucks was a complete shower!

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It's taken until 2024, but Japan has finally said goodbye to floppy disks.

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My wife said if you are bored why don't you make a bird table,

so I did.

Now she is kicking off because she only came 5th.

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My mate offered to take me to see a band called Clingfilm.

But I don’t like wrap.

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I keep dreaming that I’m helping women give birth.

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